TS8 came out before WE even started talking about TS8… now that is some REAL SPEED. 

HELLO WE HAVE SOME LYRICS TO CARDIGAN

straight people should have to wear “VISITOR” badges when they go to gay bars

WHY are hets so mad at this post I thought you didn’t want to get hit on at gay bars here’s a solution

i think this album is for the ones who actually appreciate state of grace acoustic and treacherous demo recording

oh to be part of a snail friends group and eat some mushrooms with ur snail knife and ur snail fork

Oil on Panel / 48 x 36 inches / Erik Olson

excuse me

i dont need any reasons

audre lorde, “uses of the erotic”, sister outsider: essays and speeches

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

birbs just wanna have fun

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

My spirit bird.

i forgot this shit existed and im happy I found it again

In case anyone needs it!

My gender is:

Garbage can full of emotions and glitter.

My brother just asked for my pronouns before yelling at me what a time to be alive

[ID: The perry bath meme. A platypus, labelled “me”, tries to stop a girl, labelled “society”, from pushing him into a bucket of water, labelled “strict gender roles”. End ID]

what if we shared beds like little kids...... laughing til our ribs get tough..........haha just kidding .... unless?

if you are bisexual with bad parents, the ocean is your mom now.

if you are trans with bad parents, the sky is your dad now.

if you are ace with bad parents, the moon is your mom now.

if you are gay with bad parents, the sun is your dad now.

if you are lesbian with bad parents, the beach is your mom now.

if you are nonbinary with bad parents, the stars are your parents now.

if you are intersex with bad parents, the the forest is your dad now.

if you are otherwise queer with bad parents, the earth is your mom now.

them’s the rules, folks.

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