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@lesbologistics

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Without hyperbole government offices that take half an hour of waiting to get anywhere and close at 4pm are are a form of oppression against the working class

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if you got queerbaited by the shitty teen superhero manga that’s fully on you. you would get trapped under a box if the cheese looked yuri enough.

so on june 22nd, 2020, my friends and i were joking about winston stealing money and I made a joke about "overwatch coins"

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and now.................. apparently overwatch coins are a thing in overwatch 2??????

I said that because "overwatch coins" is dumb as hell. what the fuck is happening. why did i manifest this

Can you manifest me a 12 foot tall furry dragoness GF who loves short kings next? It’s also important that she thinks gaming peaked in 2007, and loves the great outdoors as much as U do. Ideally her size renders her unable to fit inside the cabin of my pickup truck, and she may or may not exceed the payload capacity of the bed at 1500 pounds, I don’t mind.

u ok?

They could be if you’d manifest that dragoness

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

"maybe it's not your pussy" is such a funny phrase and also correct. People wonder why chores are so hard and it's like, friends we used to have a whole intergenerational team on this and now Grandma is locked in a beige box. Cooking is hard.

For those unaware:

This art, which has often been used as a meme template, was drawn by Kuro Itsuki (twitter), an artist who has previously drawn plenty of Love Live fanart and doujinshi such as this before, much of which can be seen on her pixiv profile.

She is also the author of the (notably NSFW) lesbian erotica manga Asumi-chan is Interested in Lesbian Brothels!, which is very quite good. So, anyone who did not know that the Love Live meme image was drawn by the Asumi-chan author, there you go.

On a related note, Asumi-chan is the source of that other wide-spreading tumblr meme image you may have seen, the one that says "Enough gay thoughts it's time for gay actions". I can't find the edited image at the moment, but if memory serves, it's this page, from the chapter where Asumi and her love interest, Nanao, go to an aquarium for a date (before later having sex in the following chapter)

So, that's also that. If anyone was looking for that

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fyi the point of fucking up your data patterns isnt to avoid suspicion. it’s to make EVERYONE suspicious. same logic as the bloc, pals.  protect your comrades, be suspicious. ESPECIALLY if you aren’t doing anything likely to get you arrested.

the state is less omniscient and significantly more incompetent than you’d think. overextend their resources at every possible opportunity.  make them cry wolf repeatedly. run their data analysis agents fucking ragged.  and strike. attack.

YES i’m a postgrad statistics researcher and i can tell you that the state honestly has NO IDEA what to do with the data it collects, it has an obsession with big data but it’s almost impossible to work with in practice. the traditional statistical approaches that are used can’t be scaled up, the adapted approaches are substantially weakened, and the machine learning approaches have the same problems and often tell them nothing. data scientists are only just coming around to these issues too, most still just push on with it anyway - incompetence is the word. above all this though, like you say, the biggest issue for the state is at the point of data collection. they will NEVER get anything useful if they’re collecting shitty messy data. they will eventually figure out that the real solution is working how to collect accurate and meaningful data, we should make it as difficult as possible for them to do that

This makes me think that we need WAAAY more apps that generate junk data

Apps that generate junk data? tell me moooore.

Ooh I know this one!

Ad Nauseum is an adblocker that stores the ads it blocks and continuously generates fake clicks, fucking with analytics and costing the ad companies money

TrackMeNot automatically does randomly generated searches on a variety of search engines to obscure your real searches and fuck with analytics, and you can set it up to work with anything that has a search bar (including facebook, twitter, amazon, youtube, etc)

WhatCampaign replaces analytics parameters in links with the string “FuckOff”. I thought there was a similar extension that used random strings, but I can’t seem to find it

Privacy Possum is a fork of Privacy Badger with a focus on costing tracking companies as much money as possible, and idk if my limited tech knowledge is enough to understand what it does but the description does say it falsifies some data so that’s good enough for me

Boy it SURE would be a SHAME if this were SPREAD AROUND for everyone TO SEE

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disclosure: i work for the CIA & i make 300k a year creating new fetishes to keep communists masturbating and off the streets organizing.