Honestly it makes me so happy that Bandit is going to grow up in a homs where she is loved and supported unconditionally no matter what her gender sexual preference religion etc

Teacher: So, does anyone know the answer?

Me: Everybody pay attention to me..

Teacher: No! Don’t look at her it makes it worse!

Me: I got the answer I got the answerr!

Teacher: Stop please leave

Me: *Dancing out* StreET WALKING CHEETAH WITH A CAPITAL G

Teacher: *Cries*

Me: SO GET YOUR HANDS UP! NOW GET YOUR HANDS UP

my children have too many legs .. but they are handsome and strong

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

doctors: why are all your bones broken me: totally gnarly kick flip doctors: fucking savage bro

we’re gonna be weird adults

R’J (via thechildofstyle)

dont date someone who doesnt enjoy talking to you a lot

dont submerge yourself in water and inhale 

(via pureoceanlust)

Sexy isn't always about boobs or butts. It's the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.

Kurt Cobain (via triptriptripp)

what we know

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

people wanting more non-offensive representation of bi/pan women in the media

people calling lesbians ‘boring’ and insisting that canon lesbians are bi/pan and shipping them with men