a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this
i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.
Week after week I become more tempted to try the white gilgamesh
TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK
FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK
Ok getting people asking for a review in the notes so here we go.
FLAVOR: Actually not bad at all. I used a wheat beer as sort of the closest modern approximation to sumerian beer, and mixed it 2/3 to 1/3 with goat milk. The flavors complemented each other well.
TEXTURE: Unusual, but not necessarily unpleasant. Creamy yet lightly carbonated from the beer. Definitely gonna bother some people.
AFTEREFFECTS: Sat in my stomach like a rock, and the alcohol hit me like I had had 3 beers instead of one. It does in fact make you feel you're made of wood
you are opening gates that were not meant to be opened
Odd comic panels: Kingpin's weird dog and Wolverine's really excitable beers.
Zoom on the crop in the second image doesn't help it at all.
Me: I’m not going to turn into a hand made clay jug tonight !
Me after 7 tequila shots:
This post allowed me to draw two cards from my deck and add them to my hand
They Might Be Giants in the 80s looked like a butch/butch lesbian couple
dykeceratops
these two women complimented my Doc Martens outside the queer coffeehouse and changed my life forever