I touch the chair and it starts vibrating violently and smack me in the face and I ragdoll to the other side of the room
Anonymous asked:
Is nimona some type of nature spirit? Also what pronouns does nimona use, and does it include neopronouns?
my dads response could not have been better
important addition
tee hee
tee hee
Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century
don’t pretend you love MILFs if you can’t stand the sight of a saggy breast or stretch marks or C section scars. if that’s you, you just want the AESTHETIC of wanting to fuck older women; you aren’t actually committed to them, and I’m exploding you with my wizard beams as we speak
please never stop talking passionately about the things you love
incredible sex has yet to heal me but ill be damned if i dont die trying 🫡
The nostalgia critic reacting to bubblebass cosplaying him in spongebob
her: you must be smirking cookie dog if you think we're fucking me:
whoah bro your boobs are looking so masculine today
Anonymous asked:
What 5 things do you like in a girl?
I was told that “each of my fingers” is too vulgar of a response
Maxim Brandt - Sunrise, 2022
a samurai has sheathed his sword really slowly and everyone is freaking out but its been like 15 minutes and nothing has happened yet
Yosemite Falls on High (Yosemite NP) [4947 x 7420] [OC] - Author: dmspeck on Reddit
"The Big Dipper as it is today (left) and as it will look in 50,000 years." Dream of stars. 1940.
