this fucking paper is gonna kill me

what would you do if that was you?

this is one of the few instances where watching the entire video was worth the punchline at the very end

sometimes I see things that are so absurdly horny that it circles back around to being sexless you know what I mean

like when I see really horny art of female characters where the sexiness is so generic -- their boobs are cartoonishly large and they have a waist the size of an atom and some vacant ahegao stare etc -- I'm just like hmmmm this is so uninteresting and kinda repulsive I think I'd be more aroused by a tin can

my beautiful mutuals. sexualize that senior citizen immediately.

most tired-looking dude ever

Fyi this isn’t a dig at people who are asexual or sex-repulsed. Gay sex was literally a criminal act in the parts of the United States Texas until 2003. A healthy relationship to both sex and your body is a major component of the human experience, but especially LGBTQ+ people. Yes this includes people who have a healthy understanding of their boundaries with regards to sex. To try and divorce the fight for LGBTQ+ rights from sexuality is both dangerous and ahistorical.

The Houses of Lore (Minas Tirith)

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

taking my stupid walks for my stupid mental health with my stupid hypervigilant brain horse

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

Happy Pride!

do not shave the happy trail baby girl..

we need to be teaching kids that macbooks are shit and dont do anything or else tiktok freelancers will make them think macbooks are good

you cant do shit on a macbook without it hyperventilating and trying to start a fire, theyre like an inhumane breed of computer it hurts for them to exist

Irresponsible breeding habits strike again

It gets injured? Have to replace an entire organ (repair how the manufacturer does it)

we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

I reblogged this like 9 times kinda jokingly, but software should be able to run on older and less powerful hardware, and consume less power on newer hardware. Like, this is a real problem imo

i live in that bush by the berry trees on route 120 that you can only get to if you have Cut

wanna come in? :)

"I know what butch is. Butches are not beginner FTMs, except that sometimes they are, but it's not a continuum except when it is. Butch is not a trans identity unless the butch in question says it is, in which case it is, unless the tranny in question says it isn't, in which case it's not. There is no such thing as butch flight, no matter what the femmes or elders say, unless saying that invalidates the opinions of femmes in a sexist fashion or the opinions of elders in an ageist fashion. Or if they're right. But they are not, because butch and transgender are not the same thing with different names, except that butch is not a trans identity, unless it is; see above."

-"I KNOW WHAT BUTCH IS", Butch is a Noun, Essays by S. Bear Bergman (2006)

My fragile body and overzealous mind cannot handle the amount of Content I wish to produce.

another thing that cracked me up abt da:i andersmance hawke is hawke getting all mad abt the wardens being responsible for the divine’s murder! gasp! how dare they! babygirl the last time a warden caused a massive explosion and killed a major religious figure you married him so let’s maybe get off that particular high horse

extremely unsexy of adhd to make me both very annoying and very sensitive to the concept of being perceived as annoying