the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

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NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

absolutely no need to disclose which one you voted for, I'm just trying to quickly gauge what kind of lived experience and context people have with this topic

every time i see slur discourse i think about this post

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

Remember when someone was like “haha the funniest thing tumblr could do right now is make it so you get a badge for looking at 600 posts instead of what twitters doing lol” and then they did it. That was pretty awesome. I think the funniest thing tumblr could do right now is stop flagging trans women’s post as sexual right fucking now lol and fix prev tags and get rid of the fucking bigots and racists and nazis for once haha and also apologize for this shit. Wouldn’t that be pretty funny lol haha it would be so funny if they did this

Every time I see my mutuals post in their native tongue that I don't understand I'm like yes 🥰 that's language babes 💖

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hehe i said penis

Höhö Latte

no one:

saw movies when there’s a sucker in a trap:

Unmute !

If we are mutuals know that there is a non zero chance I have referred to you as "a friend of mine" in Real Life

Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

Yeah. They did that. I bet the ‘clarification’ came as a result of some strong legal threats.

So be aware in the coming weeks that if your favorite actor reportedly says something shitty about the strike that makes your blood boil? Check the sources. There’s going to be a lot of uh, spin in the news.

they posted a full version lol it’s mr Stacy’s dad for me

it’s on YouTube too btw! and in the description there’s links to their spotify

Poor Stacy, all her friends are so horny for her parents and there’s nothing she can do about it.

“ever since Stacy’s mom came out” may or may not have meant that Mrs.Stacy’s mom is gay, but I envision that it’s the same parent who then came out as ftm and had since metamorphosed into the most stereotypical dad to ever exist

this is like the fourth time im reblogging this. the dying the lyrics the video the dance moves the expressions this stupid fucking song is literally everything

too many people in love with Stacy’s relatives, not enough people in love with Stacy