Naptime take 2
There's something wrong with my cat
i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life
dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor
Cinderella
imagine kicking a guy in the dick and you hear a shatter
It's so messed up that Coca Cola is one of the quintessential symbols of the US globally, a drink sold across the world and known for being refreshing and delicious, but if you actually go to the US and drink it, it tastes like ass.
[image description: Joe Buden giving a speech, with a speech bubble above hus head containing a comment from zoethebitch that says "we like ass here". End description]
theres a pink blue and white flower at rhe grocery store i have to make. a joke
call that a transplant
“Cock-a-doodle-doo” in various languages spoken in Europe
by languages.eu
I have nothing to add to this I am genuinely speechless
Source: instagram.com
cowboys be like "nah that feller is just a companion to keep the trail a bit less lonely & a lot less dangerous" & then ride funny in the saddle the next 2 days
