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Cute Cow from Katamari Damacy

I'm sorry, I deliberately cut your boyfriend in half in an attempt to create two shorter boyfriends, but it turns out that's actually a myth. Apparently, a specific type of boyfriend can split themself in half as a form of asexual reproduction, but in this case it just created a mess.

There’s no “I never had a bunk bed” or “we would sleep on the floor” getting out of it here. Take a hard stance and stick to it. I want people fighting to the death in the tags. Life is short and we don’t have time to not die on hills lads.

god gives his coolest girlfriends to his most loser reddit bros

bro you’re lucky she adopted you

So sorry to keep twitter posting but this had me dead

all 3 LESbeon and umBIon illustrations i’ve drawn over the years!

Normies talking about getting whiplash from recipe blogs. You know nothing

This was so funny

I don't know if this can technically be a terf post but it's definitely Terf Heritage

The YouTube content creator community was wracked by macabre tragedy this morning after Amelia Bedelia was instructed to hang streamers for a six year old’s birthday party

Seeing a normal rainbow pride flag nowadays is rare but refreshing. The other one just feels like seeing the same logo for an advertising campaign everywhere you go.

Which is why it’s important to not be mean.

Their cult teaches them that the world is full of scary monster people who hate them for being so good and loved by god. If you swear at them and call them names or get in their face you’re just doing the cults work for it.

I’m not saying you have to listen to their presentation or try to debate them (and really getting into a debate without thoroughly understanding what they’re being taught will just make things worse)… I am just saying to be polite and say no thank you like if they were trying to hand you a flyer for something you don’t care about.

It’s easier for them to see the world outside their bubble as less scary if they see everyday people just going about their business and being as nice to them as you are to everyone else. This goes doubly for anyone who happens to dress modestly, not swear, and not drink or smoke because whatever you believe, they’ll see you as a “good” person who happens to strangely have no interest in their “message”, and that might be enough to get some curious about the possibility of themselves living in the real world.

It’s sometimes hard to be nice to people who seem to represent something you dislike. Just remember these “elders” are sheltered young men, some of which are getting their first real contact with people of other/no faiths.

They are not your enemy. They are victims.

They aren't being sent out to actually convert people, they are being sent out hoping that they will be harassed and treated poorly so they view those outside the cult as dangerous and evil and stick to the safety of the familiar group.

You being mean to some teenager isn't sticking it to anyone, you're doing exactly what their church elders want to happen.

PLEASE READ THIS.

Please read this.

Don't do the church's work for them.

If you're kind to enough of them, they put you on a block list.

They were such sweet kids, they'd turn up at my door with the thatch of raspberries out front and try to share their word with me, and I'm me, so, I fed them.

Then it was one of the wee 'elder's' birthday, so I made him a cake, and all the little lads came, and they asked about my books and board games and CCGs, I was just a nice frumpy middle aged Jewish lady, I was no threat, so I fed them and made them cakes and took them to the local gaming store and listened when they talked.

One loved yu-gi-oh cards, and it turns out, one of the other wee lads, we'll he loved him back, so I got them in touch with some resources so they had support and a different way to pay for college, they're still together 15 years later, they have dogs, they send me ecards on their birthday. No-one figured out I'd.helped them, I was just the nice lady who made them tea and listened when people were slamming doors.

The next one really wanted to be an artist, so I left out art books and resources, my eldest shared their coptic markers, they draw comic books now, no idea why his folks were insisting he needed to be a dentist, but, he's not a Mormon anymore, (not a Jew either before anyone makes any counter conversion claims).

The first 2 lads were the only dramatic ones, the rest went back into the network but, like Hugh of Borg, they spread the word, sometimes I'd get Mormons from other cities come and make the journey to break bread at my Sabbath table and be seen.

I still think very fondly of that time.

Many of those boys still email me now and then.

Most of them aren't Mormons anymore.

Someone higher up spotted the pattern and suddenly no more Mormons at my door.

I was blacklisted, for kindness.

So there you go, if you don't want Mormons at your door, just love those kids for a couple of years, feed them, help them, and eventually, no more will be allowed to visit

Men will sit here and tell you keeping up with the kardashians singlehandedly created a generation of vapid Instagram obsessed teens, but would spontaneously combust before they admitted that porn helped brainwash a new generation of misogynists

Imagine if thousands of years from now, the only thing that's left of you is your broken heart???

Imagine if your broken heart beat across millennia, and people a world away hurt with you even after you'd returned to dust.

i hate hate hate the way libfems and tras say “well i’m attracted to the woman, not just her vagina” as if it’s some kind of sick gotcha, like lesbians are creeps who only use other women for sex and don’t have emotionally fulfilling, balanced, well rounded relationships. to imply that we aren’t capable of truly loving a woman because we only see her for her vagina. like female homosexuals are just a bunch of sex obsessed perverts. gee, it’s almost like that’s the exact same homophobic rhetoric that gets spouted by the conservative/republican/religious groups that also hate us! i love my girlfriend in her entirety. our relationship is built on a mutual romantic attraction that is, yes, both sexual and emotional!! i’m not less morally righteous and pure than you are because you think biological sex is fake and there’s no such thing as being a homosexual, in fact it’s the opposite because i’m a decent human being and you’re a giant homophobe!! quit implying that lesbians aren’t capable of real love and go examine your own biases for a change 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

im in a jumping to conclusions contest but my opponent is a tumblr user

i didn't read the post but I ve already crafted an intricate assumption of who you are as a person in my head. Why do you hate women

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again