I'll Keep You Warm.

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

taken literally 1 minute apart

Ah, the ‘ol scream and sleep.

i love it when you accidentally meet eyes with a stranger in public and you flash a quick polite smile and they look at you like they wish you were dead in a ditch

friend: hey wanna hang out?

me: sure

friend: can i invite some other people too?

me:

friend: hey wanna hang out?

me:

friend:

me:

me:

Am I annoying? Yes

Do I give a fuck? Also yes I really am sorry about me all the time

here i am….just chillin……like the boring bitch i am

when i make an important phonecall

Another post sent to us by god himself

psychic *reads my mind*

Me;

Someone approached me irl yesterday and mentioned this video and I got so flustered because I can’t believe people remember me most by my 3 am fever dream wow

I think this video is cursed because every so often I’ll think about it out of the blue and the next time I’m on tumblr I see it.

This video is definitely cursed. Cause I’m OP and I died making it

if this isn’t my entire life i don’t know what is!!!!!!

i think about this every time i use tinder

this is how my cat lets me know his bowl is empty

THIS IS SO UPSETTING

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions

get you a girl who looks at you the way nicole haught looked at waverly earp the first time they met

Ask a co-worker a question you’ve always wanted to ask but never have.

Bonus:

(x)

When ya girl bisexual

Alright this is my definite favorite version of this, ever.