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Cinema without people: Beetlejuice (1988, Tim Burton, dir.)

Michael Shannon is the realest and I love his weird ass with my whole heart

I can’t believe the interviewer kept asking, as though they couldn’t believe it.

Wanted: Orange Cat

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This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

the key to crystals ᵇʸ ˢᵃʳᵃʰ ᵇᵃʳᵗˡᵉᵗᵗ

who wants to hear the story about two bros who were really great friends

Me me me! :D

ok so there were once these two guys. two guy dude bro big man men. they were real good pals to eachother and they liked to go out and get food. they liked having candle light dinners and eating Friend Food, including but not limited to chocolate covered strawberries. they fed eachother the strawberries because that’s what bros do for eachother - they take special care to make sure they’re both eating enough. they did this regularly for two years bc they were so committed to their fun friendship. after a while they started making out sometimes but like, those were just some best-bud makeout sessions. two ride or die chums that loved hangin out no matter what the activity was. they also started sucking eachother off but chill it was just that bro succ. they decided a year later (the absolute mad lads) to become Permanent Pals and got married. but like, please don’t fucking confuse this it was just two dudes getting married that’s it. they were both real happy together and decided they wanted another bro in their lives. they adopted a third bro, and raised the little dude to be a cool fella like them, so that one day he’ll find a guy friend like his stepbros did.

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