“It’s hard to leave when absolutely nothing’s clear”
— Lana Del Rey - Heroin
Source: feel-the-lyrics
2019:
Get ripped, stay positive, triple in gay.
out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.
no-nami
your work is appreciated
When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.
you ever see someone so fine you completely ignore them?
Anonymous asked:
sarah paulson, cate blanchett and sandra bullock are the top tier milf trio ugh love them
Anonymous asked:
why are you into girls? ....
have you seen them
fredwards-bike
Me, who was certainly not there, watching Live Aid for the 20th time on repeat with my hand elbow deep in a pringles can
Source: wibbly-wobblytimey-wimey
my favourite quality in a person is being that one person who listens to your story when no one else is paying attention and asks you to carry on if you start and get talked over
me, violently beating back my emotions with a broom: for the last time i said shut the FUCK up
I cant wait until the day I wake up and sit on the kitchen countertop all pissed off because I’m not a morning person but then my wife comes walking up and stands between my legs and gives me a cup of coffee in a mug that says “good morning asshole” and kisses me sweetly but when she goes to walk away I wrap my legs around her so she cant escape and even though I’m still grumpy because Im awake shes so damn beautiful and the biggest fucking ray of sunshine so I just melt and smile at her in awe…ugh I cant wait for that.