And so the turns have tabled

Wukong.

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

the sign in button?

girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go like feathers falling from an angel's wings

CLEANING THE SHOWER DRAIN AGAIN

#every winter for the last couple years there's been a few winter storm advisories and they're like#DO. NOT. TRAVEL. TO. TAHOE. DO. NOT. DO IT.#and ppl do it. and every year I'm like wow if only there was a notorious story in american history abt#ppl traveling through the northern california sierras during severe winter storms............... - warnings by imwritesometimes

Ain't no party like a Donner Party 'cause a Donner Party makes its own snacks...

Nooo. I'm dying.

dying, you say?

::prepares the cookfire::

Sometimes I'm forget that people from other states don't learn about the Donner party or something similar like. Really early in school. And I'll like casually bring up in conversation "hey do you remember the cannibalism lesson in third grade" and the person from out of state is like what and I'm like "the cannibalism lesson. In third grade." And they're still like what the FUCK are you talking about and I'm like y'know what. Nevermind.

Yea, I can see that

…okay but imagine the whiplash Xiang Fei probably felt when he found out Peerless Cucumber is Shen Yuan, CEO of Shen Tech (or some other company name idk I just threw their name on something fancy sounding) which might be infinitely funnier then if he’d been a neet shut in like we’ve all been headcanoning. Like, no, he’s not just the third son of a rich family that lives off his parent’s money and does nothing but read shitty web novels. This man is running the entire company while his parents live off him. AND HE’S LEAVING LONG WINDED HATE MAIL ON XIANG FEI’S PORNO.

#I know we technically have the reveal

#but like ITS FUNNY OKAY

#also Mxtx can pry my ‘peerless cucumber writes long comments’ from my fingers and I’ll fight her

#I will not be letting that headcanon go even if shen yuan says he left short comments

#we know that man’s an unreliable narrator of course he thinks they’re short

Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

PHRASE ADDED!

CHARACTER ADDED!

*grasping at straws* My straws!

You know what’s funny? 😂 I started this drawing waaaaaay before I did any in the dump of mob sketches, but I didn’t end up finishing it until today actually!

Shigeo Kageyama the best boy!!

There’s close-ups on the Gram! Head over there to see them!

Of all the weird contrivances that superhero media have by virtue of genre, I think the no-kill rule is one of the easiest to justify. "Why don't these paragons of virtue extrajudicially murder people?" fuck dude, I wonder.

the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this

that is supposed to say smile.

Everyone look at the cat blanket I made like .. 3 years ago

Btw don't believe any Etsy ad or things trying to sell this pattern to you. It's been free since the 90s. It's very simple, just double crochet and color changes. Be sure to weave in ends as you go unlike me

MY MOM JUST MADE THIS PATTERN EVERYONE LOOK

YOU CAN DO IT IN SO MANY COLORS

I spontaneously sent this to my brother (likes cats and crochet) and it turns out hes been looking for a free version of this pattern for ages

@lankira

there’s just always something fucking happening