I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

almost had a coherent thought today... that was a close call!

NBC News reporter Peter Alexander decided to ask a simple question to give Donald Trump an opportunity to put the nation at ease.

What he got as an answer took him so far left field that he did this.

When your so foolish you don’t see when someone is trying to help you.

What a dumbass

New meme format

News Reporter: People are scared currently, what do you want to tell the citizens of America to lower those fears?

Trump: That you are a shit reporter, that is a nasty question, what makes you think this is ok to ask? People are looking for hope and you are being sensational, you are working for the CNN and it shows where you work.

Cody was fired for sharing a meme, on his day off. Then the bosses son messaged him after it went viral

His????? His kid died????????? And he said THAT????????????????? can i burn this entire fucking company down along with all of fucking capitalism?

WHERES👏THE👏COMPANY’S👏CONTACT👏INFO👏

Please??

Oooooo, prettyyyy…

Reblogging this version for the info bc lmao FUCK that guy

that’s my hometown vienna lmao but idk where this statue is

Plankengasse, 1010 Wien

Found it

I found it too!

Bitch me too THE FUCK

#hope that statue is on PreP

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

Help me, Madame Zeroni pls

still just the beginning of Aries Season and so many people I know are being extra Argumentative and getting into fights with people i love it 

and what about it?

I am so proud to say that my college is so LGBT friendly, that in a survey Res Life put out they forgot to include straight people.

This is a fucking power move

this thread is the absolute holy grail of repeated self owns

This thread is making me wet

“I voted for a guy who wants to take rights away from people I love and got backlash for it :(”

“I voted for a Vice President who caused an AIDS outbreak as governor of Indiana while also supporting conversion therapy and other anti-LGBT legislation and now my gay son won’t talk to me :-(”

this gives being thirsty for water a whole new meaning 

dog in a bog

I CANNOT GET OVER THIS DOG

Kirk, a female Border Collie, watching herself win the 2017 Purina Pro Challenge.

THIS IS SO PURE

I don’t remember this scene…

WHY DID I KNOW IT WAS GONE BE THAT BITCH?! LMAOOO

I think I just wet the bed from laughing

GRANDMA!

YES. I will reach this level of petty. Grandma-ma, fuck it up.

gramma esther destroyed him

WHY WOULD THEY CUT THIS?????

This is legiterally the funniest thing snl has done in decades

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

They still gonna not ring the doorbell and say “no one was there to sign”

Why am i laughing so hard?