About me~
Born in a ditch 👶🕳️
Married in a gateway 👰♀️💕
Made pregnant by a rat 🐀🥵
Gave birth to a hedgehog 🦔😱

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Born in a ditch 👶🕳️
Married in a gateway 👰♀️💕
Made pregnant by a rat 🐀🥵
Gave birth to a hedgehog 🦔😱
If I paid someone money to alter a wedding dress for me and they posted about it on social media and were liking comments about how I "need to learn how to dress for my body type" girl I would KILL someone
every day the devil nudges me a little bit closer to being the first person deranged enough to post luzhin defense fic on ao3
tell that to the sick bastards behind the movie adaptation
every day the devil nudges me a little bit closer to being the first person deranged enough to post luzhin defense fic on ao3
we don't talk about the old rat yaoi in secret of nimh enough
secret of nimh might be a classic of animation or whatever but the fact that they didnt even mention that nicodemus and jenner were canonically bffs? homophobic
woe cursed discord screenshots be upon ye
we don't talk about the old rat yaoi in secret of nimh enough
secret of nimh might be a classic of animation or whatever but the fact that they didnt even mention that nicodemus and jenner were canonically bffs? homophobic
we don't talk about the old rat yaoi in secret of nimh enough
will never get over luzhins nameless wife calling all his gestures of affections "bizarre and distorted", okay miss "fondly worrying the plump white flesh of his neck", most normal woman alive
Not YouTube trying to ride spotifys dick by making me the most cursed and vibeless playlist possible
A tribute to Johnny bawls….
Not YouTube trying to ride spotifys dick by making me the most cursed and vibeless playlist possible
A passage from Mira Manifest that I really liked out of context
99 hits and zero comments, I remember why I stopped bothering to post lo/tr fics lol
Mulch Diggums: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "the atlantis complex" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Artemis: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit
Orion, 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some goodly beasts in the forest
Artemis, pacing: the LEP is lying to us
the taylor swift/sebulba post has been living in my mind rent free since I saw it on @starwarsheritageposts
I was gonna make a joke like “jfk last meal??? You mean pussy???” But honestly if he went down like a freak in that car at just the right time he would have lived, rip jfk, should’ve ate more jfkoochie
pandas eat CARRION and NO ONE TOLD ME THIS
everyone talks about artemis's redemption arc but no one talks about holly overcoming her internalized misogyny and having at least one female friend that she hangs out with on purpose by the end of the series #hollyandcaballinefriendshipsweep
I almost mentioned Juliet but then I was like “do they ever just hang out or do they only see each other when the world is ending”
everyone talks about artemis's redemption arc but no one talks about holly overcoming her internalized misogyny and having at least one female friend that she hangs out with on purpose by the end of the series #hollyandcaballinefriendshipsweep
people are sooo serious about their character playlists and for what. if a song has one lyric that reminds me of a character for one second, you better believe im throwing that shit in there