highlights from the homestuck ARG weird shit edition:
-calamity jane was a cherub–in fact, she was calliope and caliborn’s mother
-einstein was a complete fraud working under mark twain and her imperious condescension
-jake harley dated charlie chaplin (hello????) and also indirectly started the holocaust (HELLO???????)
-harry houdini was a secret agent (believable. i believe this)
-barack obama is jake harley’s biological grandson and therefore jade’s ectobiological nephew
-guy fieri’s name was originally supposed to be literally “guy feferi” after he empress’s last undefeated heiress
-jane egbert and stan laurel conceived a child on a couch in front of adolf hitler’s severed head (what the FUCK)
highlights from the homestuck ARG important meta edition:
-joey claire and jude harley’s mother is mentioned, but joey and jude themselves and the events of hiveswap as a whole are not even name dropped
-dave’s bro’s name is confirmed to be “dirk strider”. rose’s mom’s name is confirmed to be “roxy lalonde”. dirk’s bro’s name is confirmed to be “dave strider”. roxy’s mom’s name is confirmed to be “rose lalonde”
-feferi’s name is confirmed to be pronounced “fef-fairy” (fɛˈfɛri)
-the handmaid and the condesce’s power struggle is not mentioned
-the condesce was the one who prepared conditions for roxy and dirk’s arrival on the post-apocalyptic earth, not alpha dave and rose