scarabest
it's berry season here. i've eaten so many berries. i have a 5 pound box of blueberries next to me now.
scarabest
berry time
crabs-and-baramundis
Whatcha got there?
NOT FOR BEAR!!!
crabs-and-baramundis
RUDE
“She’d half stumbled to his side and gingerly wrapped an arm around him, led him toward the maintenance turbolift. Somehow she’d carried his weight.
“Do you think,” he’d asked, “anybody’s listening?”
He hadn’t been able to raise an arm, to point skyward after her transmission, but she’d seemed to understand.
“I do,” she’d said, soft and—to his ears—earnest. “Someone’s out there.””
—Rogue One Novelisation by Alexander Freed
Been thinking a lot about Miles' eventual reveal and about it being something as simple and undramatic as his dad recognizing his aftershave.
Anonymous asked:
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The fuck did you say to me
i would... i would do so much... i would do everything and anything for her.
[VD: A tiktok of a buff, blonde woman in a green and cream dress and a white hairband. Text over the screen reads "I forget that I can't wear cute cottagecore outfits because I'm jacked and I look ridiculous". The video then cuts to a woman with brown hair and blonde highlights, who has a thick Slavic accent, and she says: "What is more cottagecore than being strong from ploughing fields and moving the tractors? You are beautiful strong woman. You are cottagecore." /End ID]
Woman.... Big... pretty
get-you-wet
Anonymous asked:
Daddy im so horny . PLease help me
bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane
ghost-in-size-small-clothes
This might legitimately be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this site
Anonymous asked:
Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks!
’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And of things was the trash.
“Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The eeb that deebs, the blorb that plinks! Beware of Shittos Glup, and shun Bendlebick Cumperdincks!”
He took his discourse sword in hand; Long time the chungus foe he sought— So rested he in the ball pit (free!) And sat awhile in thought.
And, as in uffish (derogatory) thought he sat, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came GIFfling through the old group chat, And hurgled as it came!
UWU! UWU! And through and through The discourse blade went "Um, actually, the Jabberwock is coded as friendly because 'eyes of flame' means red and orange, and those are warm and inviting colors according to 'color theory', which I guess you haven't heard of and don't understand." He left it dead, and with its head He man car door hook hand.
“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boi! O #frabjousday! Sounds fake but okay!” He reblogged in his joy.
’Twas Tumblr, and the slithy memes Did bode and call out on the dash: Fucken WIMDY were the shitpost streams, And all of us were trash.
they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri
would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer
I would 100% be okay with waiting a few more years for the movie to come out if it meant the artists weren’t overworked.
Heck, if abusing workers was the only way for this movie to come out (and it’s definitely not, don’t buy into that lie) I would rather it never came out at all. No piece of art, not even one as great as ATSV, is worth the abuse.
Source: reddit.com
David Wenham as Faramir THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Two Towers (2002) dir. Peter Jackson
(for @southfarthing ♥)
Anonymous asked:
do you like men
man is a hopeless creature. i don't like much of anyone
oh if you meant sexually then yes
Anonymous asked:
Best Pixar short?
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
