when ur pet presses their paw on ur boob

bingle is on my boob now but he is too tiny for it to be effective

when ur pet presses their paw on ur boob
bingle is on my boob now but he is too tiny for it to be effective
oh no!!!
my ribcage split open, revealing a grotesque, vertical maw, slavering and bleeding, with uneven rows of jagged and splintered ribs for teeth!!!
and prom is TOMORROW!!!
“The concept is simple. Take a blank sheet with nothing but the basic outline of a pinup girl and illustrate a unique scene around her.”
love that this didn’t get nasty or overly sexual. awesome.
“but shrouded black figures are scary!” not when ur muslim. its the funniest fucking thing. this is labeled on pinterest under shit like “classic horror” “scary phone wallpaper”
but that LITERALLY just looks like a niqabi or someone in a jilbab. Like Look at this pic of me (from a self photoshoot, now w/o the dramatic lighting and dark background)
or this pic of me
or this pic of me
like its so funny i can’t be scared of shrouded figures it just looks like me.
if i saw this i would just be like “Assalam alaikum sister, dope sword you got there”
I mean I think a part of the ‘scary background’ bit is the thing where the individual in question is staring directly at the viewer from a foggy pond in a dense forest. And also the literal burning halo
sounds like a normal Friday night. if a sister wants to go on a walk in the evening who am i to stop her. if she has a burning halo that’s the will of god.
i had a dream i was doing stand-up comedy at an open mic and i said "you know i'm something of a skeletal system myself" and it cut to someone in the audience who was like "dead ass?" and it cuts back to me and its just a skeleton's pelvis and i woke up with the most sweatiest cold sweat and disoriented
this is what i saw
26 votes and not a single reblog. I can taste your fucking rage. It’s palpable. You hate the idea of Neon Brown as much as you hate the idea of cursing anyone else with that knowledge. But you still have to prove me wrong. You still have to say “Del, there’s no such fucking thing as neon brown. That’s stupid.” Your disgust pleases me. The coordinated shunning is so beautifully disgusting.
“Sunset over the Grocery Box,” by me. The view from my father’s front yard in January 2014.
“Sunset at the End of My Driveway (Excluding Pavements Covered With the Shite of One Million Dogs)” by me.
“Sunset from My Front Yard Taken on an iPod Touch in 2010″
“Sunset in Nov 2021 Taken in the Parking Lot of the Pharmacy”
“sunset from the parking lot of the diner taken on an iphone 5 in 2016”
the view across the road partially eclipsed by house, 2017
Taken from a stepladder putting up Christmas lights
-2014, front yard
“Brewing Storm on an Evening Commute”
And “Finally, no Power Lines”
-Sept. 30, 2020, passenger seat of a moving Buick
Behind a near-defunct mall in super small-town OK. HUGE rays.
alright i am readyto catch it
toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared
here you go little buddy
girls only purpose on this earth can be to kill her father with spells many sluch cases
^interrupted halfway through her post by the devious sluch salesman
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
penis blast nefarious
diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various
penis blast electrical
penis blast delectable
penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable
they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going
Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice
if you hate this Thing, then the Thing you hate is actually just the female form
like................................be serious