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Lemowchurro

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I had to post this!!! Ppl so disgusting

LOL white men like to act tough as shit until they realize that for the first time in their life there might actually be consequences for their actions

LMAO

Is that Tinder??  Is he literally swiping right on Black people JUST to say racist shit to them?  WOW.  WOOOOOOOW.

“I feel my future will be ruined by this.”

DONT??? BE RACIST???

“Maybe if I apologize I won’t have to face the consequences of my action” white men getting their racist asses handed to them is why my skin is clear

This is so wrong imagine how that person feels. You never know when it's the last straw, you never know how the person will react or what the outcome will be. No one deserves to e discriminated.

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I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

This reminds me of one of my favorite conservation stories!!

When they were trying to bring Puffins back to islands on the US east coast they decided to do so with dummies. Puffins are very social, and as a result would want to land on islands that already have puffins. The dummies looked real from a distance, but were seriously lacking up close, held up by a single peg. Puffins, being social and wanting to fit in, followed suit:

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

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strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

LOL

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

we’ve reached the ultimatum

IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND IT BECAME BETTER

I see this post every couple of months and it never ceases to make me laugh like a fucking dolphin

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amynchan

Lolol. What would happen with a headband?

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Reblog if your blog is a safe space for anyone that needs it

you can come and talk to me, anon or not about anything. In times like this we need unity and love, not hate and discrimination. You’re all safe with me

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Am I the only one who's noticed, but in #miraculousladybug in Dark Cupid, they're taught TRUE LOVES KISS must break the spell? And when Ladybug kisses Chat Noir, it must be true loves kiss to break the spell, meaning the kiss she gave him was a TRUE LOVE ONE?

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So last year I was part of the worlds greatest shave and I got rid of all my hair like there was nothing left on my scalp. This year, there’s this boy in my class who I think should do it for two reasons. First of all, he’s famous. He was on the TV show neighbours and was on the spelling bee and all the teen girls in my country are on his back because he’s pretty. If he told everyone what he was doing, he’d get so much money and would help with leukaemia so much. I just don’t know how to tell him. My second reason is because I hate him so much and want to see how stupid he looks without his fringe.

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This one time I was dared to hug a guy walking past in my school. It was quite simple despite being embarrassing, so I did it. I just walked to him and said 'hey im giving you a hug okay?' So I did it and walked away. A few days later after school, I saw him and began praying he wouldn't turn around. He turned around. I prayed he wouldnt see me and remember who I was. Fifty minutes later, we were the last two people waiting for our parents in the carpark and he walked up to me and said, Aren't you the girl that gave me a hug a few days ago? I just nodded and he said thanks, it made him feel so much better. My mum came, picked me up and ok me home. He found my instagram and talked to me a bit. He's turned out to be pretty nice guy. I made a friend, and it's all because I was dared to give him a hug.

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So there’s this asshole at my school and he posted a comment on my friends pick of my squad like ‘OMG u r all fat and ugly’ and when my friend saw this she got so upset and hurt and was not okay with him saying things like that. I wasn’t either, but it seemed to get to her more bc she deals with stuff like this more often even tho she’s skinnier than a toothpick. He’s always posting pics of his ‘abs’ and is all like Omg look i work out so much (he’s actually flatter than a piece of paper) and i remembered all the horrible things he said to my friends, So I was like 'What abs r u talking abt?’ And he’s like 'R u serious?’ So I commented 'Ye, I’m more serious and more realistic than your abs you flappy tortoise.’ And he’s never messed with me or my friends again.

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You thought your jail could stop me?

No cage can hold my power…….

Sounds like Nigel from rio if you ask me…

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My first dare story started out with my friend telling his other friends I’d do any dare and they didn’t believe him. I said I’d do whatever they’d want me to do, so they dared me to stand in a bin for the rest of lunch, obviously being the idiot I am, I crawled into this huge bin filled with banana peels and apple cores and other mouldy breads and things, and just stood there. It was so easy. Sure, I smelled afterwards but that was it. After school I hung with them and we passed a Dan Murphys wall. This is the part of town where drunkards and druggos hang out, so obviously I got dared to lick this wall. Who knew if someone had thrown up on the building with all the crazy stuff that happens at night. I didn’t want to lose my ‘Daredevil’ title though because it was my ticket to fitting in so obviously I stuck my tongue on the wall and gave it a small lick. All the boys just recoiled and started screaming and then one of them, who said he’d do any dare but that one, said I had more balls then all of them combined.