LBC’S INCORRECT QUOTES: We’ll call your boyfriend.
Bonus: And Pete was not bluffing
Pete, as Tin’s longest friend, knew Tin’s tendency to be dramatic. He also understood that Tin didn’t know how to do much in the way of affection and endearment other than spending money, kisses, or having sex.
So when Tin asked Pete to come with him to help him pick out a present for Can and his family, Pete knew this might end in a special kind of disaster. Fortunately, Pete had been instructed to also bring Ae along.
That’s when Pete knew this would absolutely be a tremendous disaster.
Pete and Ae had to drag Tin away from the most expensive designer stores at the mall, knowing Can would be upset if Tin stepped foot in there. They also had to drag Tin out of the cheapest stores for complaining about everything inside.
By the end of two hours, Tin was close to pulling his hair out.
“That’s it! I’m just buying everything in the mall and they can pick whatever they want,” Tin said while whipping out his phone.
“DO NOT!” Ae shouted while lunging for Tin’s phone. Tin simply held it above his head and sneered at Ae. Ae looked ready to kick Tin in the shins and break his legs.
“And how exactly will you stop me?”
Pete pulled out his phone while Ae kept Tin at distance. “We’ll call your boyfriend.”
Tin seemed to falter for just a moment. “You’re bluffing.”
Pete made two quick taps before putting the phone on speaker. It rang for a second before it was picked up. “Hello? Pete? What’s wrong?”
Tin turned pale. “CANTALOUPE, EVERYTHING PETE SAYS IS A LIE!”
“What? Tin? Why are you-”
“Ai Can, Ai Tin says he’s going to buy everything in the mall and let your family pick what they want.” Pete gave Tin his most dead-eyed stare. “Please stop him.”
“WHAT?!”
Tin moved to grab Pete’s phone, but Ae held him back. “Cantaloupe! It’s not what it sounds like!”
“It sounds like you’re spending a stupid amount of money on me and my family again!”
“Not on purpose!”
“What do you mean not on purpose? HOW DO YOU BUY OUT A MALL WITHOUT PURPOSE?! That’s it, I’m coming over there. Which mall did you guys go to?”
“This is absolutely unnecessary!”
“YOU BUYING OUT A MALL IS UNNECESSARY!”
