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Sometimes I feel like the word anti isn't strong enough for what these people do. Anti implies they are against something, but not the extreme, dangerous lengths these people will go to. When talking about these people, here are some alternative terms you can use (when applicable!):

  • Cyberbullies
  • Karens
  • Stalkers
  • Sexual Harassers
  • Culturally Christian
  • Criminals
  • Conspiracy Theorists (You cannot tell my sexual preferences based off my ships. Stop trying.)

Don't forget "fancops" as a great alternative to anti in general. They really hate that one because it really shows their nature.

For the love of God please stop calling Cartman a Nazi. He's 8-9 years old in the show. He's not a Nazi he's an ignorant asshole and nobody's ever cared to properly explain to him why what he did/does is bad.

HIS MOM dressed him up like Hitler and when the principal showed him why that's "bad" with a tape the video didn't even explain anything. He's a kid who has no control in his life and sees someone in power and desires that.

And when he dressed up like Hitler in the 'Passion of the Jew' he kept claiming it was all in the name of fucking Mel Gibson.

And I KNOW YALL WATCHED 'Cupid Ye'- he LITERALLY TELLS CUPID YE HE'S TAKING THE ANTI-SEMITISM TOO FAR

I literally know kids with autism (and kids without) who will say racist/edgy shit to get a rise out of you. They repeat things they hear from adults or online because it gets them attention.

Y'all act like kids can't grow, change, or learn. Like he hasn't actually displayed that in the show. Matt and Trey know how to write REAL people and you act like people can't be forgiven for any of their mistakes ever.

And none of the other kids are fucking saints either 🫵 don't even get me started

I wish selfshippers a very nice day

You are valid and awesome no matter who your FO is.

Whether they be:

  • Younger/Older than you
  • Morally grey
  • Morally black
  • "Cringe"
  • An inanimate object
  • A puppet/stuffed toy
  • An animal
  • A monster
  • An alien

Even if you have a whole harem of FOs, just know that they love no matter who are you or what you look like 😊

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: South Park Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman

Summary:

“I said, that’s enough!” PC principal bangs on his desk once more, causing the boys to unwillingly quiet down. He clears his throat before continuing, “As I was saying, Cartman, the next time you pull another one of your little stunts where someone almost dies or the school gets destroyed, you’re getting admitted into a mental health facility where you’ll be thoroughly evaluated and treated for whatever the fuck is your problem. You got that, bro?”

The Park County School District has finally had enough of Eric T. Cartman’s antics. After a series of unforeseen events, Cartman gets admitted into a mental health institute where he can finally get some long over due treatment. However, nobody expected him to be gone for so long and to come back somewhat changed.

I think stan and wendy are equally bad for eachother but but style ain't healthy either

stan is rather shitty to kyle leaving him in the dirt for his own ambitions (gutair hero) / to look cool (metrosexuals) AND when kyle talks about how he felt emotionally betrayed by him/his friends they called him a pussy. and kyle has in turn sent a hitman after Stan over voting/ betrayed stan (black friday trilogy stans depression creates a riff in their friendship The problems stan/kyle have their codepency and simialritys to randy/sharon (Assburgers was a nodd to stan /kyle being sharon/randy )is . the lack of trust stan has with kyle/ All these problems is something the style fandom never talks about its not jock/nerd its two asshole dorks that were best friends who drifted apart its acutally kinda tragic esp in post covid pov . i also think the idea that you cant enjoy a ship unless its healthy is ridiculous and theres too much competition to prove which ship is purer when all these kids are shitheads

You are actually so real for this

Style haven't actually been all that close in a while, could the even be called Super Best Friends anymore?

This is what I mean when I say that Style has potential. If the fandom focused more on addressing the toxicity their relationship brings to the table and their broken friendship then Style would be a much more interesting ship, but instead they focus on making Stan depressed, and having him cheat on Wendy to get with Kyle, and Kyle uncharacteristically pinning for him like a fucking Wattpad fanfic.

Style, in canon, if they got together wouldn't work all that nicely, because like the OP said, they are too close to Sharon/Randy and they'd both be desperately trying to make the relationship work, because neither of them would accept the fact that the ruined their already broken relationship to start dating.

They'd both be toxic for each other, and would end up intensely suffering for this.

Finally someone else said it

I'm tired of y'all acting like any of these ships would be perfectly healthy and great. That's not how humans work, and South Park has such HUMAN characters.

I love Kyle and all but more often than not he's willing to ditch Stan when Stan becomes too much of a problem for him or too emotional. Stan's loyalty to Kyle isn't often reciprocated to the same degree.

For fucks sake I still have yet to see Kyle hanging out with Stan at Tegridy Farms. Even Cartman hung out with Stan at the Farm.

Don't really have much more to add because op said it so well

Au where Kyle ditches first chance he gets to California for College after being in a FWB relationship with Stan. Stan's so obsessed with him he falls into a really deep depression while in community college with Cartman and Butters.

Eric takes it upon himself to keep Stan from straight up killing himself with his rampant alcoholism.

Their mutual obsession with Kyle brings them together and Eric's always had a special soft spot for Stan.

Kyle's out of the picture because he's running away from his gay gay homosexual gay thoughts 🫵 he can't handle it

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🦝 Wanted to know, do you think Camilla being more frequent in the story serves for something? Besides adding to Luz's character (which I didn't really feel significant towards for other reasons). She's the protag's mom, she cares about her kid, she's a good person with no bad bone (kinda bland). I'm just thinking after Eda being pushed twoards the motherly side so much do we even need Camila to fit that role anymore? She seems on board with Luz's shenanigans just because, no restrictions what so ever.

Camila… is the opposite of Raine. Amazing character who's actively detrimental to the story almost just by existing? Especially as she is. Because she is a practical saint at this point with how much understanding she shows about everything… And that's a problem when it comes to Luz's character.

And one I'm not going to talk about because criticizing Luz gets you lit on fire by this fandom and I don't feel like it.

Instead, let's talk about the rest that has to do with her. Like your point with Eda! Why does Luz grab onto Eda so much when she has a mom who shows her such love and care? Who, as far as the show has depicted, has literally only ever once tried to repress her child and that's after Luz accidentally assaulted her principal with snakes. So, you know, did her job as a mom by being like "Child, you do not bring dangerous animals you cannot control to school. Here are consequences." Meanwhile, Eda is her magic teacher but it takes close to Adventure in the Elements for Eda and Luz to even have a truly amicable relationship. Before then, it's fairly transactional and with Eda not being all that on board with the idea of actually taking care of this weird human thing. It's not actively hostile (always) before then but it takes a WHILE and the show doesn't really let them actually spend a lot of dedicated time together. How many episodes do they spend where their story is about the two spending time together in S1? This same question goes for King btw and is really detrimental to the found family angle of TOH.

Amphibia got around this problem of giving Anne a loving set of parents and a found family by having the show actually be about the fucking Plantars and Anne. At least like three quarts of season 1 of Amphibia is just dedicated to their growing relationship and understanding of each other. How they conflict, how they better each other. By the end of S1, you understand why they call each other family because they've been through so much. They don't even have to have almost died for each other to earn that claim. TOH… Honestly kind of does really need to be able to say "I sacrificed myself for you so we MUST be close."

Because otherwise… What does Eda give Luz that Camila never did? Eda judges Luz WAAAAAAAY fucking more than Camila ever did. Eda mocks Luz more. Eda dismisses Luz's interests and eccentricities more. I know this may sound wild because of 'mama Eda' but more of you need to remember how often Luz ran off from Eda in S1 because Eda wasn't doing something Luz was interested in or was just not willing to actually do her job as teacher.

The other side of things I'll touch on is her turning out to be a secret nerd. I think this was a terrible choice on SO MANY LEVELS. It creates an almost us vs. them feel where Luz appears to think Camila can only ever have shown her understanding by being the same as her, all the backfill and retconning to make it happen makes Camila look like a questionable parent because while supporting your child is one thing, NEVER being willing to criticize them is an entirely different one and… It also took away perhaps the most unique thing about Camila:

She was a good parent who showed her child understanding… While being one who could never relate.

In most media where you have the outcast child, you have one of two parents. The quirky older generation that is very much so just like their child and so if they don't get along, it's because they do it the old ways or are a bit too caring. That or you get Stoic and Hiccup from How to Train Your Dragon. The parent who doesn't understand and doesn't approve of their child's outcast ways until the child proves the effectiveness of their ways and gets their approval.

Now, both of these aren't bad. I love Stoic and Hiccup and the generational thing can often provide good comedy and its own unique frictions, even if it's done less. Camila was genuinely special though. She appeared to be someone who'd never properly understand fandom or Luz's obsession with things being online or how she'd obsess over one character and she was FINE WITH THAT. She was okay with Luz being the way she was so long as it didn't hurt anyone. And when it did, what did Camila focus on?

Not the life skills. Not the attempt to make her more normal. Camila focused on the fact that it might bring Luz more friends. Because Camila didn't want those odd parts of Luz gone, she wanted her daughter to be happy and she didn't think the things that gave her success would lead to making Luz happy. But friends? Friends are a good bet for anyone.

But no, just, you know, throw that out. She's always been a nerd. She's always had some in to Luz's world. Maybe not a perfect one, she still doesn't watch anime, but she knows the struggles and joys so why wouldn't she be able to support them? Why wouldn't she support them in the first place? I mean, they COULD have actually gone with "I don't want her suffering the same pain as me," which they try to claim, but… Camila would have had to be more condemnatory then. If being a nerd and an outcast hurt her, and she doesn't want Luz hurt, why didn't she do more to stop Luz from developing these weird hobbies and interests?

And here is where we get to the biggest problem with Camila: She is a subversion without a point. The Isles are VERY obviously meant to be Luz's real home. It is where she is meant to be spiritually. Most media that decides to make the magical other world simply the more appealing option, the one that is across the board better for the main character, makes their home life shit. This is so favoring that world and eventually staying there permanently makes sense for the character and the narrative. You root for them to do so.

Making Camila so good complicates that a lot. It raises a lot of questions that could be explored… With a lot of time and a LOT more criticism of Luz. Vee is RIGHT when she calls out Luz for being a fucking terrible person for running away from her mom for the reasons she did. That she did have it good and had the potential to have it be a lot better. I have a blog saved in drafts about how Yesterday's Lie irrevocably changed my opinion on Luz because it pointed out blatantly the fact that lie referenced… Is a lot of what Luz claimed was other's faults when they were her own.

But the show doesn't have the time nor the interest to actually tackle the questions. Instead, Camila continues to be such a saint that she barely has a character. She'd live in the Isles if it made Luz happy.

Because like so much of the show, Camila starts as a good idea that feels like they were made that way to claim they were special without doing anything special with them. Also still talked about Luz more than I meant to. Kind of hard with the character's mother I guess. Can't wait for this to be the post to gain traction then. *sigh* ======

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Headcanon: Cartman pays for Kenny's funerals.

So, you know how sometimes Kenny's dead moments are shown in the show by holding a funeral for him or putting him in a coffin, right?

Well, since Kenny's parents obviously know abt his immortality and are poor as fuck, how the hell do they pay for this shit??

I can't imagine how much money they would have to pay just to make ceremonies over and over again. Then, I remembered the bike parade episode and the scene where Eric was biking with Kenny's coffin kinda gave me the impression that he bought the coffin for his best friend and wheeled it in his memory (which is so damn sweet ❤️). And with that, if you believe on the theory that Cartman knows abt Kenny's immortality too, well it just could be possible that he pays for his funeral service knowing that the McCormicks couldn't. Do the McCormicks know? I kinda headcanon that they don't and just think that someone anonymous donated to them every single time.

My other evidence for this is a reach but remember the episode where all Eric's plushies got brutally killed, the funeral for Cylde frog? This kid def knows how to do a proper funeral.

Though I think he only does it when he can or when he wants to, he obviously couldn't do it during the season where he lived at a hotdog house cuz his family was broke (that's also I think the reason why Kenny hasn't died much in recent seasons, tho I'm just reaching here actually lol I know cuz it'll get stale too quickly n they can't keep coming up with interesting ways to kill him)

Anyways, that's all for my tedtalk this time lol. I'll be sure to come up with more random early morning 3 AM headcannons soon.

This is so real to me 😭

NEVER FORGET

How can you say Cartman doesn't care about his friends when there's PROOF RIGHT THERE

Fandom Problem #4161:

Annoying fandom people really are like "We DON'T just want a one-note stereotype character for our queer rep! We want interesting, complex, dynamic characters so that WE can then reduce into one-note stereotypes!"

Context:

Eric: a good luck smooch for the hippie 💓

Kyle huffs.

Kyle: you never do that for me at any of my basketball games

Eric: you suck ass, you don’t deserve one anyways. Get Kenny to give you one

Kenny: that I wouldn’t be against actually ~

Got this from @lemonpais 😭🤣

Felt like sharing, finally trying my hand at drawing my favorite little child antichrist.

General rule I have when it comes to drawing Cartman is that he is supposed to have a good looking face, a bit scrunched up. His shape language is somewhere between a square and a circle, but he definitely has a permanent shit eating expression whether he is smiling or frowning or whatever.

Pls do let me know what you think :)