I don’t have to worry about "chemicals you can’t pronounce" in my food and my shampoo because I can pronounce every chemical flawlessly and without effort. Butylated hydroxytoluene. Ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Fenugreek. I am saying these out loud and laughing at you. I’m immune to all known carcinogens. I can never die. Fight me.

im in a committed relationship to a beautiful woman called the bit

Young people and old people's complacency and acceptance of autoplay terrifies me if I'm finished a video and another begins playing THAT I DIDN'T CHOOSE I'm already loading my gun

the new pornbots’ url game is INSANE. complicit-rotting and warmmourning you would have done numbers if you were real

i cant believe its already been 10 years since steven universe first aired probably

oh. my god i was fucking joking

Just woke up from a dream where one of my Tumblr mutuals taught me about an image processing transform called the "communist transform" that was... apparently part of some specific open source movement to track changes in DRM'ed media?

and I pulled out a whiteboard and fucking worked through a 4x4 example by hand

I think my brain is broken

@medium-amount-of-gay asked for more context, so: this is the code for the Communist Transform (it's basically a five-point estimation of Gaussian curvature?)

and here's what it actually looks like (on a picture of Karl Marx for thematic coherency)

I have no idea what it has to do with communism, or open source software, or anything, but that's dream logic for you. I'm just kind of amazed that something someone told me in a dream was mathematically coherent enough to code it at all.

Oh, it's really sensitive to pixel-level noise. I blurred the original image and it's a lot clearer what's going on -- it's an edge detector.

you see, this is the communist transform because the low signal represents the proletariat and the high signal represents the bourgeoisie, and therefore

...the funny thing is, you were the mutual who taught me this in my dream

chronic fatigue from mental illness and neurodivergency isn't something you can just will your way out of. your nervous system is part of your body. your brain is an organ. the fatigue is real. you're not lazy. so be gentler with your bodymind.

Ultimate Word Tournament!

貓 (Mandarin Chinese) māo [mɑʊ̯˥˥] a cat.

bingle (English, Baseball or Upside-Down Dialect) [ˈbɪŋgəl] In Baseball Dialect, a base hit. In Upside-Down Dialect (Australian English), a minor collision, especially between motor vehicles.

Bingle Propaganda

you can't do this to me

Put your height in the tags

I am the same height as as you, Schneep so I can't vote ;w;

Ngl I'm a bit of a pansy today. A little lavender boy if you will. A friend of Dorothy's if you know what I mean.

wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????

anddd…. SCENE! thank you to everyone who participated

car conversations so good bc of removal of eye contact expectation. let us all learn from this

Tossing Another Log Onto The Fire voted greatest activity uncontested 50,000 yrs

When that shit gets crackling. Good God brother

I had to get this out of my system