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LemonBery

@lemonberyy

Joan, She/They, 17. Welcome! Tea? Cookies? Sit down and relax. There's nothing here that can hurt you. There's not really anything here at all.
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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

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Radish. Answer the question radish.

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yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

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You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

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catsnraincoats

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

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Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

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catsnraincoats

Its takes less than a minute

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Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

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catsnraincoats

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

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Like seven minutes

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catsnraincoats

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

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Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

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Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief

(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)

RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell

Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act

Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?

MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!

FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.

RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?

Without the guide of others I assumed

That heat was merely added for the sake

Of expediting this solution’s brewing!

Half a decade I have spent, or more,

Not questioning this worldview I had made.

In fact, I am myself a bit surprised

That you might think that I, your dearest friend,

Might have a patience of sufficient stock

To wait until a pot of water boils.

FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?

The microwave will beep when it is done!

CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!

Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!

FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know

That I have not the patience, like our Root,

To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink?

CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!

FROG: On what plate?

Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?

CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task

Of boiling but a single cup alone?

FROG: In minutes?

CATS'N: Yes!

FROG: I counted seven, once.

CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!

If on a middle heat you place the cup

You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.

Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate

Or even less, if you should have a pot.

FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?

You place upon the iron stove a mug?

A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?

How do these flames, though medium in height,

Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?

Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched

With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!

(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)

KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.

you called???

shit not you

ok and???

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE

don't do this to me

im here too!

joke is over

im being hit over the head multiple times with comically large mallets by a bunch of clowns rn

AHHHHHH YOU'RE KILLING ME

i am simply a ghost now

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no dats me

this post is rapidly spirally out of control

Spirally

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

yes :3

NEW BRACKET BATTLE!!

Testing, testing, one two three.

Oh hey wow, look at that, a brand new idea popped into my head and now I’m doing it!

Welcome to BATTLE OF THE BIRDS [sick riff on a guitar], one of those epic poll brackets… but this time it’s birds. No, not characters, just birds. That’s right, House Sparrow VERSUS Swan, Kea Bird VERSUS Pigeon, any bird you can picture! Well.. probably not all of them since there’s a limited number of slots. Which reminds me…

Here’s the

Don’t be afraid to submit some crazy birds… I’m talking Secretary Bird, I’m talking Albatross, I’m talking Cock of the Rock, I’m talking … whichever Bower Bird you think is the coolest (there are so many). GET CRAZY!! GET WEIRD!!! Let’s try to spice it up a bit!

i got obsessed with homestuck too late theres noone to show it too, anyone i try igores me, and everyone i know whose read it cringes about it, so please let me talk about homestuck at you (if you want)

Like all the Homestuck fan stuff is 9 ten 11 years ago, and it makes me sad

There's a few Homestuck blog still active today, like @abraxas-calibrator for exemple (there's probably more but I don't know them).

Oh there's still a hella community, it just takes some algorithm curating to find it. There's a tag, #home22uck, which was specifically for posting homestuck in 2022. A lot of these blogs are still active, and for algorithm curating I'd recommend just liking a BUNCH of posts so that active blogs get circulated into your dash!

I KNOOOW you said tag but I have too many words for that because How is there not an "all of the above"

I don't think it would be an exaggeration to say that, thus far, music is a fundamental part of my life, and I literally can't imagine a moment without it. Whether I'm laying on my bed listening, falling asleep every night to it, or just have it for ambiance, I always have music. It's like my friend, in a sense.

please frank i need you to spread the message that GLaDOS did nothing wrong

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There is a GLaDOS in Portal that does nothing wrong. It is an angel

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no no no, it’s not that she didn’t do anything wrong, it’s that she did but she’s still so hot, i mean what i would never think that, couldn’t be me, noooo definitely not, what were we talking about?

She definitely did a lot wrong in Portal and Portal 2. Just, in different ways than Aperture was.

what do you mean “in different ways than aperture?”

The thing where she tried to keep Chell alive, and that resulted in the whole “she has a problem with letting people die” thing, and that was kind of bad because the other thing she tried to keep people from dying was also kind of bad in its own way.

What I mean is she did some of her best stuff in Portal 1, because it was (mostly?) about the “she did some bad things” and “she also did a bunch of good things.”

In Portal 2, she gets away with being evil because it’s sort of a “how dare you say bad things about a nice person.” She is a very competent scientist (her “research” in Portal 2 does more for the plot than anything that happens to GLaDOS in the game), and her whole “I’m your scientific superior but also I’m evil” schtick in Portal 2 is very in-character – but it’s all in-character for GLaDOS. (Her character design in Portal 2 really feels designed to give people a hard time and not let them think there is an in-character explanation for her behavior that doesn’t involve evil, and that is pretty darn evil.)

The really evil thing she does in Portal 2, of course, is letting herself be framed for the murder of Aperture’s founders.

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Frank, I am HERE for the take that GLaDOS isn’t actually Caroline and that Caroline was one of Aperture’s founders. Can you please explain your reasoning?

I never said she was Caroline, I just said she tried to be, and failed to be in a very serious way. (At least we can agree she did something wrong, so it’s a step forward)

(I have also seen it hypothesized that Caroline is actually Chell’s mother, as one of the scientists who was killed. This hypothesis is pretty fun, although it doesn’t make much sense to me as an explanation for why Caroline’s corpse is in the lab)