Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said “I believe in you, -Mom.” FML
anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar
I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.
part of the reason i studied so hard was so i could move shit with my mind like matilda
I have tried to use my Matilda powers pretty much daily for the past 15 years.
JACKSEPTICEYE 2014 (via ladyzubat)
JSE in one sentence
(via therealjacksepticeye)
The Big Boss!
This is awesome!
So uh therealjacksepticeye I uh made this. It took about an hour and I apologize if it’s not good or whatever but I had art homework to draw a role model or something I like. Seeing that I live on YouTube I figured id draw my favorite YouTubers logo. therealjacksepticeye
