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Oh Wow

@lemon-wedge

Welp
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enderspawn

i love how humor operates on integer overflow. like if something becomes So Fucking Unfunny it can loop back around to being hilarious purely bc of ironic usage

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if i was harry from the british royal family i would just tweet "the queen died? thats too bad mines still alive though xoxo" with a picture of meghan markle and then turn my phone off

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So I just made a joke that "more women should poison their husbands" to my cool boss and then immediately found out that he got divorced because he was poisoned by his ex-wife