all of you typing your names into uquiz without a second thought are going to be in a hell of a pickle when you discover uquiz is run by the fae folk and your souls belong to them now. good luck trying to go outside when you’re trapped in a fairy tower
Did they all retire??
They got their grandkids to do their job so they can go play bingo at the rec center.
I’m right and I should say it
Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?
“Hey”
“Hey”
“Hey Dork.”
“I am not a dork.”
“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”
“Whats up buttholes”
“Shut up Loser”
“Hey maaaan”
“Hey maaaaan”
Or
“Hey stoop-stoops”
“No”
“Who are you?”
“Hey shithead”
“Hey dickface”
“Whaddup slut”
*Hey ‘name of sibling’* *Get out of my room*
“Hey nerd” “What do you want”
“Sup bitch”
“Fuck off”
*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*
“what”
“what do you want for dinner”
That last one!!!
Passing each other in a corridor/when entering or exiting a room/in the stairs/wherever:
*drops into battle-poses and makes pterodactyl screeches while fake-swinging and kicking at each other before continuing on as if nothing happened*
-pass by each other, make eye contact, narrow eyes and glare at each other in silence for about 10 seconds before continuing on your path-
“hey nerd”
“s'up, Chewbacca”
also always overcome with the urge to immediately end the other when in their presence.
That’s it that’s having siblings. 24/7.
They/them pronouns are now acceptable in academic writing!!!
Spiderverse (April 8, 2022)
the glitches. what if every glitch means a spider person. poetic cinema. academy award already.
finished toadbert's halloween costume
little wizard
his cape has his name on it
He did it
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
YAS GO GIRL ASTRID!
Crazy Rich Asians (2018)
Apparently they’re making another one about her story with Harry Shum Jr. and I’m SO HYPED
OH MY GOD YES. YES. YES. YESSSS.
YESSS
If I were a judge on a baking show, I would simply give my contestants reasonable challenges.
RIP to Paul Hollywood but I’m different.
“The original Steven Universe is over” is a sentence that sure did punch me in the gut, I’ll tell you what
We made fun of the Avengers’ disguises. We Said that it was ridiculous that they only need a hat and sunglasses to hide in plan sight.
But none of us noticed Jake Gyllenhaal in the same disguise until it was pointed out to us
