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dont ever hesitate. reblog this.
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the person who invented marriage was creepy as hell like hey yo i love u so much im gonna get the government involved so u cant leave
"COME ON, MILEY!" -Blake Shelton to Adam Levine
Imagines -.-
I hate that everytime I read imagines I overfangirl and end up without my clothes on -.- 😒
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sweet-words-of-horror
Reblog if you don't have a girlfriend or boyfriend.
That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
no-not-now-mama
cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS
everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever
voldemort-daughter
YEAH I GOT IT AT AN ODD NUMBER OF NOTES FUCK YEAH
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For my younger followers & future students:
Go to a party and stay sober. Listen to the way your drunk classmates talk when they don’t plan to remember tonight when they wake up. Never talk about these experiences, just keep them for yourself.
Start driving in one direction on the highway after school one day, pretending like you’re running away. Blast bad pop music and sing along. Stop in the suburbs when your mom calls you to come home, but buy your little brother a cupcake before you turn back around.
Kiss your best friend. It doesn’t matter what sexuality or gender you are or they are. It doesn’t matter if it’s a peck or you escalate to tongue. You’ll laugh about it later, but it will always make you smile just for the memory.
Smoke a cigarette. Let it burn your throat. Cough, loudly.
Take a stand for something you believe in. When half your school laughs at you, take it with pride. Someone agrees, even if they’re too scared to say so.
Make enemies. Make the kind of mistakes that cause your life to implode. Lose everyone and everything to these mistakes. Only when you fall will you find out that you can pick yourself back up.
Sit on someone’s roof and talk for hours. Forget about dinner and tell your origin stories. Let your guard down while the dog barks below. Talk about god. Listen.
Steal Bourbon from your parents’ liquor cabinet and put it in a water bottle beneath your bathroom sink. Spike your tea with it when you think you’ve hit rock bottom. Pour the whole thing down the drain when it’s too strong for you.
Become a stereotype. Buy a record player and combat boots. Wear all black. Dye your hair bright blue and get your ear pierced three times. Don’t care when people laugh at you.
Make wishes at 11:11. Wear your pajamas backwards in the hopes of a snow day. Look for answers at the bottom of a bottle. Pretend writing things on your arms makes you special. Believe in anything. Believe in everything. Open every book and look around every corner. You’ll never look like this or move like this or think like this again. Enjoy it while it lasts or hate every second. But feel. Feel every damn thing.
Top Ten Things to do Before You Graduate High School by M.S. (via sestinalia)
A part from stealing whiskey (my mum never had a liquor cabinet) I have done all of them and now, looking back, I am happy I have..
(via bluoceanwithpolkadots)
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Shevine’s best moments during the blinds.
I ship them so HARD!
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HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS OH MY GOD
OH.MY.GOD..... Childhood=Ruined
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He's so beautiful! Guys i can't hes just sooo GAHH!!! I LOVE HIM!! #adam #hespurdy #omg
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
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I like how the blurred out purple part looks like a BLOODY PURPLE DILDO!
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Dude, if I were a band member’s girlfriend, I would just respond to hate messages with different pictures of me and the band member doing random things like: “You’re so ugly and annoying I don’t see why he’s with you lol” oh really? Lemme just send you a picture of us making Mac and cheese together.