disheartened hobo

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

boots with the curse

“I chummed the water and now there are sharks circling”

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

regular day:

bad day:

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

"Slip a little something in their tea - no fuss, and you can always pretend it was a mistake"

"Poison is WOMAN'S weapon! Call them out on their front lawn and slaughter them and everything they hold dear!"

"Can I compromise and invite them over for a party, get them drunk, and slaughter them while they're sleeping it off?"

country boys make do

Reblog if you want to choke on the devil's cob

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

well you see,

the sniler

i am in my 20s but also in my teenage years and also in my 40s

girls when being in your 20s means you have teenage emotions but also adult responsibilities at the same time

The urinal is cool and all but wtf is up with the mirrors, are they there so you can see you dark gothic piss in different angles??

Can one not marvel thy member? It is only customary in Gothic culture

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

The pit-of-your-stomach dread you feel when you finally remember what your forgot only to realize you've run out of time to do it... It would have been better if you had missed it entirely, but no, you remembered just in time to be paralyzed with fear over not being ready, like being woken up 30 minutes before a test you didn't study for.