five of them
the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal
Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids
NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP
While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive
alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife
im going INSANE thats MY POST.
It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.
Me to my girlfriend’s squishmellows the second she leaves the room
My therapist said that if you punch your pillow, you’re putting all your negative energy in it and putting your head on it will get you nightmares
you should get a better therapist
"Do you enjoy doing math?"
"I do not."
"How about live improv?"
"Not at all."
"Okay... but what if there are dragons?"
"...keep talking."
So I was joking around on this post about the lack of alignment in Baldur’s gate when a shiver ran down my spine. My badtake senses were tingling, and lo and behold there was this waiting for me in my notifications:
Now this is fascinating because this user obviously has an axe to grind: We were specifically talking about a notoriously clunky and contentious ruleset in d&d that no one really likes, not even the current developers, and this person decided to go off like I was the architect of the modern godless age.
Checking their blog shows we’re dealing with someone with some baggage, as what appears to at first be your bog-standard cocktail of conservative cottage-core and LOTR memes gives way to Jordan Peterson clips, antichoice rhetoric, and more than a few posts that veer into Q-Anon nonsense.
What leaks through most however (especially if you’re like me and spend a lot of time examining the whys of ideological brainrot) is that despite how much this person wants a peaceful life in the country what they REALLY want is to die for a righteous cause: Their blog name is a biblical reference to mass death and the punishment of the wicked, they’re WEIRDLY invested in the final charge of the Rohirrim, and simmering below the pretty pictures of forests and mountains and animals and guns is the sense that the world is an evil place and the only thing that’s going to fix it is a cleansing wave of violence.
Normally I wouldn’t go so in depth like this but I thought since we were talking about morality systems and where they might lead us it’d be a good idea to get a read on where this criticism is coming from.
Now onto my rebuttal: My desire to see the alignment chart left behind along with other clunky rpg systems like Thac0 has no bearing on my real life stance on morality. You shouldn’t NEED a fantasy rolplaying game to tell you that you’re objectively good in order to soothe your IRL moral anxieties and you going off like this when I suggested changing something tells me that this is a bit of a safety blanket for you.
The fact that you can’t tell the difference between a story with no moral compass and one that allows for diverse opinions on what could be considered “moral” tells me that you’re terrified of doing the wrong thing and that makes you easily exploited by people who cloak themselves in righteous authority and call you a good boy for wasting your life in their service. I was like that too once but let me tell you it’s far better to question who decides what rightness is than to follow it blindly.
Lastly, on the topic of morality codes in rpgs, I’m not against characters or the stories they’re in having morals, I just think it’s silly for there to be only nine codified (though extremely contradictory) options for how those morals can be expressed. Why hold onto a system that’s too flawed to be useful ?
If fast food make you fat why reviewbrah the frailest little boy since the victorian era
I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
Got an interview tomorrow, potato help me 🙏
top 5 irrational fears for 20yo white-passing fuckboys in 2008
5. Gay sex is too good, can't go back 4. Terrorism in place of work (Jamba Juice) or leisure (Jamba Juice) 3. Overcome by apex predator (shark, tiger, bear, etc) in combat 2. Peak oil 1. Getting caught riding dirty
A QUEEN
Okay, I don’t normally add on to posts but in this case I’ve got to.
Rachel Ann Bovier is a Pittsburgh legend who has been publishing her poems in city newspapers for decades. In more recent years, she started putting up these bill boards along major roads. For what reason? I have no clue. But I would often pass them on my way to Oakland for therapy. They never failed to cheer me up.
As a young trans writer, they gave me this precious little spark of joy. There was someone like me, a writer, a Pittsburgher, a trans person, who was confident enough to put their face on a bill board! I would always smile as we passed by and my mom took note.
Fast forward a few years and it’s my 21st birthday. My mom has been super excited about my gift and teased me about it over and over again. She said it was the best gift she’d ever gotten me and in many ways she was right. It was a custom poem she commissioned from Miss Bouvier! It congratulated me on my birthday, my academic success, lots of little stuff. It was simple and sweet and perfect.
I’m still not out to my parents about being trans, but that poem serves as a reminder to me that trans people are every where, they are artists, they are all ages, and their visibility is essential. So thank you to Rachel Ann Bouvier for being a great poetess and a Pittsburgh treasure!
I rad this first thing this morning and cried little tears… thank you
my wicked concubine keeps demanding i kill my best servants for her amusement
bro she is purposefully isolating you
You people keep debating politics and stuff, I keep being a real one
Yes, I will step on a bug in my house.
Yes, I will kill spiders with a napkin.
Yes, I will swat a fly with a fly swatter.
No, I will not put a bug in a cup with a paper towel under it and release it outside.
Any questions?
