The thrill of carnival rides is knowing they might break at any moment
metatron voice yeah the last guy who had this job was an absolute disaster, he fell in love with a demon and foiled an attempt at starting armageddon. hey aziraphale,
if you told hannibal he served cunt hed say no. i wouodnt do that theres not enough meat there
i am understimulated i am overstimulated i am at the combination understimulation overstimulation
i couldn't utter my love when it counted
and i couldn't whisper when you needed it shouted
I have a little bit of space on a page of some of the women of Hannibal!!
Poll for the last one!
I've already got Abigail, Bev, and Alana.
when Will is escaping an armed escort (in his mind) >>>>>>>
"All I need is one hand free."
hating Hannibal is sooo boring how can u hate his silly ass . bros name rhymes with cannibal and he's eternally stuck looking like this :3 for ever . and he makes cannibalism jokes and smiles to himself at them bcs no one suspects its him. hes so unserious i love him
Jeeves: I identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Mr. Wooster thinks Spinoza is a fictional detective in some penny dreadful and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Bertie: there are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, “Do trousers matter?”
Jeeves, already taking off his clothes: sir you’re so fucking stupid
aziraphale with the funniest career trajectory in history: cherub -> FUCKS UP FIRST ASSIGNMENT SO SO BAD -> DEMOTED TO PRINCIPALITY -> dishonorable discharge -> FAILED EXECUTION -> retirement -> PROMOTED TO SUPREME ARCHANGEL
He really went from gatekeep to gaslight to girlboss
love hannibal conceptually because it was a bunch of nobody canadian actors they picked up in toronto, a handsome british fop who'd mostly done romcoms, a guy who up to that point was best known for performing cock and ball torture on james bond, and Emmy Award Winner Laurence Fucking Fishburne
