good-for-nothing
i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience
today the girl ringing me up at the gas station said “ok, have a nice day. i love you” and i said “what” and she repeated “i love you” with better diction
thinkibg about ethan winters (he is doomed by the narrative)
guy who thinks what you just said was so incorrigibly stupid that he says "um. bye bye!" plants his hand on top of your head and rapidly pushes you vertically straight down into the dirt all the way fully buried and you're just gone
Actually if I was a character in Breaking Bad I would stand behind Walter imitating his every Italian chef hand gesture whenever he was yelling at Jesse to make Jesse laugh. Then Walter would be like what what are you laughing at?? You think this is funny?? And then he would turn around and I wouldn’t be doing that anymore
Roses: Dark Blue One
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its not my fault the optimal atmospheric conditions are achieved in my room when the heater is on and the window is open. btw who is Electric Bill he sounds cool
if breaking bad was set in 2022 they’d get arrested immediately bc jesse would get his BeReal notification whilst they were cooking
Crazy how parts of popular culture can just be deleted by corporations just because they're deemed to be no longer profitable.
friendly reminder that jake peralta canonically watches rottmnt
*twirling hair normally* im sooooo normal about this piece of media,,,, so soso normal,,,,, *begins whirring* sooooooooooooooooooooooo noooooooormaaaaaaaal
might write some platonic!larry x reader bc i need more platonic larry fics…….. maybe it’ll just be a self insert fic who the fuck knows
why r there absolutely zero father figure!larry trainor x reader fics PLEASE GOD I JUST NEED THIS MAN TO ADOPT ME 😭









