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Andrew (he/his/him) I am so sorry for anyone who clicked on this blog, my theme is a disaster. Also I mostly talk about movies and games, but catch me during video game news events where I just start screaming for an entire day.
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MY EXTREMELY NEGATIVE video game opinion on the new Super Mario Bros. Wonder game is that I wish they did more with the level design in 2D Mario games.

The new Wonder Flower gimmick looks pretty fun, but beyond that the levels still look way too uniform to the point that it looks like something that can be done through Super Mario Maker. I feel like Super Mario World still has way more interesting levels than any of the newer 2D games.

I do like that they mostly ditched the "Collect three special coins hidden in every level" thing, because they 1) never used them for anything interesting and 2) you never needed to get more than like 30% of them to unlock everything. Instead, they made it like there's maybe One or Two special collectibles from either beating a level or by doing the Wonder Flower challenge and I feel like it helps make it more focused.

guy who announces he's taking a break from twitter who then @s elon musk and tells him to kill himself just to get his account banned

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sewerfight

Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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brucespringsteendotcom

Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again

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antariies

astarion is like one of those little crusty white dogs to me. yknow

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antariies

aha sorry about my dog he likes to bite. like he REALLY likes to bite. is he trained? ya hes proficient in light armor i think idk i got him off the side of the road after he tried to kill me. what breed is he? uhhh white