Sometimes I'm Funny

STOP

im putting this in my queue 300 times

Scooby Doo has great life lessons to teach:

If something evil is happening, it’s probably an old white man trying to make money.

you: that is a nice ass shirt

me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”

We really just can’t stop giggling »

Thursdays can be so “Ew!” 

And everybody knows this?  — Oh yeah. Cushions the blow.

a bunch of kids are playing out side my house and they have a really intense story going on and i just heard a 6 year old say, panting, in pretend agony “I should have killed you when i had the chance” 

MASHUP

Uptown Funk + Get’cha Head in the Game, High School Musical

(Tumblr Audio version)

OLD WORLD AND NEW COLLIDE OH MY

Swole check baby! (x)

I call this People in Red Shorts Falling Off Buildings and Being Aimed at By Guns

By far the best Russian meme

No, you don’t understand. All these photos are staged. For a while it was the hot new trend in Russia to hang on the outside of a building clad only in red underwear while somebody pretended to be about to shoot you. Like planking, only more russian.

Russia

u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what

“I am”, S.T. (via coutvrious)

I’m reblogging again bc she is so cute

This queen

Today was just too beautiful, so naturally Aidy and Reese Witherspoon played hooky and skipped out on promos.

The “Chrises”