Something about transmuting and then unmaking if the former doesn’t work out
Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put on an all cashmere outfit and lay down and die. Have fun fending off the coyotes and doomsday cults and living on expired canned goods in a world with no more Netflix. Pass.
explain the cashmere
Have you… never felt cashmere?
wow I can’t believe I uncovered this leaked image of mewthree but it’s just mew with a knife
my favourite glow-up of the last (kinda) decade was fall out boy going from “I’m just the man on the balcony singing nobody will ever remember me” in 2009-ish to “You will remember me for centuries” in 2014 and if that doesn’t make you smile I can’t help you
It seems tumblr blurred their own IHOP ad because the stack of pancakes looked like a dick
I just love this chaos
I was wondering what that was
if you dont ship it then you’re lying
the entire staff of the simpsons ships it so you might as well too thats all im sayin man
Short comic, while I work on something bigger on the side. It is nevertheless a very important topic. A lot of seabirds die because they eat plastic. They feed their chicks with the waste. It’s really tragic.
which will you press…
i’m pressing as hard as i can but it’s not fucking working op
oh fuck
why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching
dnd minis standing five feet apart in a dungeon cuz they’re not gay
look, if the guy to my left has to do the turbo-macarena while charging a bolt of flesh melting while the guy on my right is doing every bruce lee move at the same time and the guy in front of me is flourishing a broadaxe like hes doing yo-yo tricks im going to give each of them enough floorspace to not liquefy myself
fuck a “personal bubble”, stay out of my
BLOOD CIRCLE
flicker-serthes
So glad that non-scouts can appreciate the term blood circle properly.
The Folly Of Man (2015 - 2016)
Why didn’t you credit the artists? @aurosoul
……… I am the artist
pensezybien
[The Folly Of Man II (2015-Present)]
“So help me, I will turn this spell around!”
- Me (a cleric) to a party member when they started pestering me while I was ritual casting Detect Magic.
Sunlight through this glass doorknob started a housefire
This nearly happened in my house!!! The sunlight hit a mirror at just the right angle, sending a beam onto a (leather bound) book and nearly set it on fire!!! I caught it just in time.
Does thing qualify as bad Feng Shui?
Setting the house afire has got to be the definition of bad energy.