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is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags
How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes
this is possibly the funniest terf take i’ve ever seen. trans people, hate to tell you this but buying clothes is actually capitalist and you should stop /j.
Clothing didn't exist before capitalism
Only Real Men can be anticapitalist. Real Women need capitalism for the makeup and clothing they require to be a Real Woman, and therefore can't fight the system
"You can't be transgender AND be an enemy of Rome, because your ideology inevitably relies on drinking the urine of pregnant Scythian mares to function. How else would you get an infinite supply of togas, beeswax cosmetics, pregnant mare urine, etc."
The United Auto Workers are also negotiating new contracts with the big three US car manufacturers and have announced that they're prepared to strike if they can't get a fair deal.
in usa only food they can afford is burgers. the heartiest meal for usa peasants is called mcdonalds-rib. but the regime doesn't let them eat it. they ban it and only let them eat it sometimes. and they make them celebrate when they're allowed like its a gift
waking up in the mgs5 hospital and the doctor comes up to me and goes "im afraid youve had... nine beers"
(via david)
This is the oldest undeleted Post on Tumblr, posted October 24th, 2006. It has a Post ID of 53, so technically it was the 53rd Post ever created.
They're going to run out of movies, let's trick them into releasing morbius a third time
Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on "banished" in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.
Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
Friendly reminder how this was when the Triforce of Wisdom promised everyone the King would come home safely,
But it fucking lied, so Zelda had to go save him AND Link.
it didn’t fucking lie, the king DID return safely BECAUSE zelda saved him IT WAS RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME media literacy is fucking dead
imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.
*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep
Oh for gods sake kids it’s like piercing an ear - that’s why you put a doorframe in - you don’t hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. It’s like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It won’t scab over with a doorframe in it. You’ve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out
So, we had to re-post this because the above Facebook post is basically an actual conjuring spell, and as far as we can tell, it took from July 2020 to September 2021 to charge and cast.
This is an extremely powerful meme.
That video that was in the comments is a match for the band Second Life in Little Rock performing at Vino's on Sept. 3, 2021.
In their own Facebook post from the next morning, we see the band is dressed the same as it is there.
You have to assume that no one in the audience actually got that the whole thing was a bit, a reference to a meme. But they still responded appropriately.
Fucking legendary.