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@legion-prime

Trans sea slug | 20-something | Mostly just neat reblogs but I might pull something cool out of nowhere!

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“MAD RAT ALIVE” from Mad Rat Dead OST “Crawling” by Linkin Park The Christmas in July HH Gregg Commercial “Rats Birthday Mixtape” by Jerma985 “London Bridge” by Fergie “Pick Two to Defend You the Rest Are Coming to Kill You: The Song” by Mystery School “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” by The Smashing Pumpkins “Defunctland: The Failure of Disney’s Check E. Cheese Ripoff, Club Disney one bad gloop That One Tiktok with the dude goin “OH SHIT!!! A RAT!!!!!”

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its honestly criminal that people over look the fact that sea slugs are sometimes kept as pets in the splatoon universe which makes CQ Cumber running an entire train by himself so much funnier its like

nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them

"sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage

People love to talk about the immortality of the machine, but I'm a mechanical engineer, so I know they delude themselves. Most machines are far more mortal than flesh.

How long does a machine last? A car is a very solid machine, expensive, precision designed, and you're lucky if you get more than three decades out of them.

Your enemy is not the flesh. It's entropy. It's the death knell of the energy imbalance. If you want to live as a complex machine you will, by necessity, generate a great deal of entropy until your machine breaks irrevocably.

You want to be immortal? Then don't worship the machine, worship the stone, the forest. Seek that which is either simple enough to never know death or diffused enough to accept every death.

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Your enemy is not the flesh. It's entropy.

Is it too much to ask for the flesh to generate a little less entropy

Sorry buddy that's the cost of being a complex being, comes with the territory.

Anonymous asked:

Do you have any thoughts on trans patho headcanons?

Entirely too many. Personal takes: Patho1 Daniil is either trans masc, or a trans femme egg, could go either way but my money is on the former. Patho2 Daniil is 100% trans masc tho, as far as I'm concerned that's basically canon.

P2 Mark Immortell & Clara in all version is whatever gender is funniest/most annoying to whomever they’re interacting with.

Yulia, Eva, Andrey, and Bad Grief are all trans in both games.

Grace will figure out something eventually, I'm sure.

Peter would probably be enby if he was able to get sober enough to understand and care about the concept of gender.

Every tragedian is trans. Every single one of them.

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this is, of course, where the tumblr revamp would always lead. Just in time for Pride month, the "Queerest Place on the Internet" is attempting to crack down on fags like us for self-identifying with slurs, rather than doing something beneficial like reducing the large ever present transphobe/terf population. Advertiser friendly is the name of the game and I'm sure in a few years this site will be identical to every other sterile neutered social media site available. Have fun while it lasts folks.

this comes right after they stole your joke too funnily enough (about.tumblr.com)

THEY MUGGED ME IN BROAD DAYLIGHT AND THEN SHOT ME IN THE FUCKING HEAD

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legit excited to see this come around again

my checking account is called my Lamborghini account and my savings is called my Hollywood hills account. when I have to go to the bank they see that shit. if they knew if was from this dumb fucking video I think they would execute me

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“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state