the moon asks a question by dirgewithoutmusic

illustrated by purutsukid

“Crazy Dion” Diamond at one of his sit-ins as a teenager in Arlington, VA. June 10, 1960

via reddit

All of those people around him are demons

hey guys! here’s some fun things i learned from this article about Dion Diamond:

hark, a hero of our times!

That is unbelievable courage!

This guy gives precisely zero fucks about your white supremacy

Dormant Predators

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

reblog for that last bit to save a life

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

Fire fighter here- there’s a reason we carry chain saws.

@rabbitdadisw0rried is the hero of this story, and I @branwyn-says the humble narrator.

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICAN ACCENT?? HAVE YOU HEARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXANS AND OHIOANS???

do you think i know what ohio is

Can we talk about this kid

You wanna talk about that kid? Lets talk about this kid.

Good fuck, what were the translators smoking?

This one also deserves a mention but damn what the fuck was up with yours

the holy trinity

There is exactly One real gamer in the world.

A classic | he was fuckin it up 😂

So then I found this and it all made sense

And i found god in this gamestop

is this that rinsing dance?

This is hands down the worst thing I've seen on this hellsite and I regret having eyes

this is literally in response to a video a mom posted of a stop motion film her TEN YEAR OLD SON MADE FOR FUN why do men speak

wait you forgot the best part

There’d be nothing beneficial to this guys criticism even if it wasn’t a child. I’m so fucking sick of what internet shitboys think critique means.

will you dingbats stop saying “looool but he’s a joke account" when that’s literally the one thing that makes it even worse? We’re supposed to say “oh, okay, a middle aged man was rude to a little kid’s video because he thought that was funny, whew, that’s a relief!” Holy shit what’s the matter with some of you.

The entire “joke” of his account is also that he thinks this is how “liberals” behave, like he rants about white privilege and ableism as his idea of “satire.”

to think mysterio really went all out and doxxed peter parker as a revenge and peter literally just pulled a uno reverse card & logged off of the entire franchise lmfaoo untouchable

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??

Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day

i found the post again

Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.

Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things

I’m absolutely sure this has been done already but it’s all I could think about

+bonus:

80s Barbie Satin Bomber Jacket

I—

You guys don’t know instagram culture where people use danganronpa and south park characters to talk about “serious” topics and it shows.

How could I forget to show you some examples of this paradoxical phenomenon:

ah here more for you all:

2013 tumblr never fucking ended it just migrated to other sites

I’ll still never get over how much this picture looks like Hannibal Buress without actually being a picture of a human

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

I just wanted to take a screenshot of the comment but this is now the funniest picture on my phone

apparently during his nintendo direct stream, joel vinesauce kept playing the first notes of megalovania every time they’re about to announce something to trick people into thinking that nintendo has an undertale-related announcement

this game? 10/10

the absolutely Miserable expression in the lower left really makes this

@satan-and-sushi