guess who's back bitches

shaking six year old me by the shoulders YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT LOVE AND ABOUT FAIRNESS AND ABOUT SHARING IS CARING. YOU WERE RIGHT. THE ADULTS DON’T KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT TRUTH THAN YOU DO. KEEP BELIEVING IN THE FAIRIES AT THE BOTTOM OF THE GARDEN. NOTHING IS “JUST THE WAY IT IS”. I AM SORRY THEY EVER CONVINCED YOU TO FEEL SHAME. YOU ARE REAL AND A PART OF THIS WORLD. YOU WERE RIGHT.

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

BONUS:

The Sandman textposts part 3

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

favorite person at the dyke march was the woman who was clearly actively at work, unloading a catering van(?), but who stopped working while the march was going by so she could just hang out of the van’s side door and go “haha hiii, hiiii” at all the butches going by

wild that "you can't delete things from the internet; it's there forever" used to be just common wisdom and now we're at risk of losing extensive internet archives and tech companies are starting to wipe out huge swathes of inactive accounts and old data as well as delete and censor things they arbitrarily deem "inappropriate"

Equality or death

Pedestrian affirmations:

YOU ARE INVINCIBLE

AUTOMOBILES TREMBLE AT THE SIGHT OF YOU

GOD'S DIVINE LIGHT SHIELDS YOU

CROSSWALKS ARE YOUR HOLY PATH TO SALVATION

bone witch

@nochnye-vedmy

Sandma’am

Unfortunately— and literally no one is talking about this— if you buy many many little treats for yourself, cumulatively, this can add up to a larger amount of money, if you add the numbers together. I’m not sure if there’s anything to be done about this but thought I would bring it to the attention of my beloved and far-reaching audience

70 year old man leaving a youtube comment on a Shakira music video: Love seeing that vargonna shake. My brother died in Saigon

love trent sitting in the locker room drinking out of his rainbow mug wearing a dolly parton shirt while everyone is like statistically there must be one more gay in this room who could it possibly be

when a woman puts her everything into an outfit and her face is shiny like a disco ball and she layered her fav perfume with oil and then her bf puts on some shorts and a shirt like u better put on a fucking pink wig and lace panties im so mad at you rn

'The Children of Night and Time'

(I eventually want add an A2 Heaven and Hell themed surround to this. Make it into a huge, medievalesque cosmological chart based on The Sandman lore.)

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

The notes on this!!

Awww

“Can i pick u up on thursday?” AWWWWWWW

lol he just wanted to buy her some superman pjs that werent on sale??! ~

can they see this right now??

OMG HE’S ADORABLE

NiceGuy™: “I hope my crush wears sexy underwear to bed”

Actual nice boy: “gosh I hope she wears pjs to bed so I can get some for her”

NiceGuy™:

“I hope my crush wears sexy

underwear to bed”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

I think about this post every day

Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can’t find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don’t know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.

@one-time-i-dreamt

As a Croat, this is my favorite post on this website.

Listening to the new #sandmanaudio book on audible. Always loved this story. #death #sandman #dccomics #neilgaiman https://www.instagram.com/p/CCueCyXgJtq/?igshid=brxlpsx2gkx6

ps5 brain monday

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say "orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!" you vote for orangutan johhnson. it's called loyalty.