Gotta make money somehow

The older this gets the funnier it is

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

All of these are so accurate it hurts

@nicadenic

Also Hermes, God of messengers

And Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos

“You will pay for this, Karen.”

Via Cats2K

They’re the same picture

Hmm……

@mvmvmvm

oh to be a statue of a goddess covered in moss, somewhere in the garden of the enchanted ruins the castle left behind, for birds to take rest on my shoulders and for animals to sleep in front of my feet, for no ordinary humans to be reached

well fellas, it’s a LEAP YEAR, you know what that means! frog

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

The fact that, not only am I seeing this in 2020, but that I did not see hide nor hair of it till a week after New year’s, makes it 2984% better

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

i’m stupid and my meat is huge

himbos

who give a shit

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

Dutch King shares funny video with Dutch Prime Minister during Trump speech at UN

me and my buddy at the back of the classroom when the annoying kid is doing a presentation

my boss, giving me crucial information: you got that?

me: ya

me internally: what’s new scooby doo, they’re comin after u, gonna solve that mystery, i see u scoo—

lmao he said “bloop”

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

Baby “Have you seen my Papa?” Yoda in THE MANDALORIAN ‘The Gunslinger’

my favourite trope is “antagonist and protagonist narrowly avoiding each other in the same space” and The Emperor’s New Groove nails it perfectly I wish more media did stuff like this

I think I found my new favorite comic of all time

Kittens, raised with rabbits, have learned to imitate the rabbits’ behavior by hopping about.

wow

that gif is so useful

Oh heck no…I live here! I’m about to pack up my family and move out. If Trump wasn’t enough, the mosquitos will be

https://instagram.com/p/BUS-a2gBq4J/