*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

personal favourite responses thus far

It's ok to want money. It's ok to be upset that you're poor and wishing to be rich. I understand. People who say that money doesn't buy happiness have never eaten pasta every day because it's 50 cents at the grocery store or been short on money for christmas presents. Constantly scraping by makes people miserable and depressed and of course you're gonna dream about money, about being happy and priviledged. That's not greedy or horrible, that's life. It's ok.

philip wittebane is so hilarious to me. like. as a concept. a 17th century puritan witch hunter who accidentally got isekaied into a magical realm and immediately assumed that this is an Actual Biblical Hell and proceeded to try and genocide all of the residents there with the power of sludge, fratricide and an autistic child. Are you kidding me

"But why do you follow all these people if they keep posting fetish art you're not into" do you have any idea how boring my dashboard would be if I only followed people who aren't into weird shit?

It's an unavoidable truth that interesting people are, more often than not, into weird shit.

Sometimes the weird shit is a fun bonus.

Sometimes the weird shit is the price you pay.

having a bathroom spider is so beautiful. like yes this is my friend Advil Two hes grown to the size of a crumb and he caught an ant today

I absolutely love how Evangelion has left such a lasting impact on popular culture even outside of Japan! So much so that there are several references to the classic anime in major American animated shows like Steven Universe & Gravity Falls!

Knowing that Rebecca Sugar & Alex Hirsch are apparently also fans of Hideaki Anno’s magnum opus puts a massive smile on my face!

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

This makes so much sense

one of the best things you can do while playing with a dog is to fucking shove them. they either think it's the funniest thing ever OR they're like. ☹️ hey why'd you do that

and i mean if they're the second kind of dog maybe stop shoving them but if they're the first kind it's GREAT

It’s true. I started calling “the cloud” offsite storage, and the comprehension that dawns in my customers’ eyes is super gratifying. They understand external hard drives, but many couldn’t wrap their heads around this mystical floating in the air storage–because that’s not how it works at all. You’re just using space on someone else’s hard drive.

when i don’t like a female character on a tv show i treat it like homework. like i know she’s right. i’m the problem. i just have to try harder

i love all the people saying they blame male writers. you know her heart. you know this isn’t her. it’s a man

Fucked up that I find uniforms sexy but also have an intense hatred for most institutions (police, the military etc) that have them. Where does that leave me

BRB gonna fuck the mailman like im a 50s housewife

cops don't deserve so much as a crumb of my hateful pussy......

this is cinema

Pause this on each screen, because there's stuff in here I wasn't aware of and I'm sure I'm not the only one. This isn't just cinema, this is free education and I'm grateful for it.

This guy does good stuff

The song is Kelen Ati Leen by orchestra Baobab, a Senegalese African/afro-cuban pop band.

When did we all start accepting the wizard rp as a regular part of this site

I cannot express how important it is to brush your teeth and floss regularly. It's especially important as so many people don't have dental coverage and that preventative work saves you so much pain and money in the long run. I know it sucks and it is so hard, but you'll also feel so good after doing it. And when you start doing it regularly, you'll find your mouth and gums feel so much better. If you've already done it today, good job! I'm so proud of you and so happy for you!

This is the first tumblr blaze post I've seen that's made me go "actually yes, it's good if people see this"

@xenosagaepisodeone you are the reason this post blew up. This post gets spread through Tumblr with your one reblog above anything else. The impact you have had. How's that feel to know?

happy to make the world a brighter place

GLaDOS: I spent some time researching common human insecurities so I might better insult you. I've discovered that physical insecurities often manifest due to feelings of envy stemming from comparing oneself to others.

GLaDOS: There are no other humans in this facility. Just you. Therefore, you lack a source of envy of which would trigger the feelings of insecurity in your tiny simple human brain.

GLaDOS: A shame, isn't it? I thought so too. Which is why I've taken it upon myself to artificially create a humanoid body for myself so that you'll have someone to envy. A female figure who is taller than you, more mature than you and has larger breasts than you. Gaze upon my new form of perfection and shrink away in your envy. You'll never achieve this level of perfectio- why are you smiling at me like that. Stop it.

If children were taught that respect means "caring how your actions affect others" and not "mindless conformity", this wouldn't have happened.