Gonna try and relive my childhood by turning on Everybody Hates Chris for awhile, and them I'll stream George Lopez around 3am
sorry I gave into peer pressure this was too funny to me
bonus pic below:
We haven't had a take like this since the diva cup
Ur mama wear jorts
I know, she stole mine.
GIMME MY JORTS, MA!
Ur mama wear jorts
Yes. Yes she does.
My one overarching thought about Life of Pi
(Spoilers ahead)
(Seriously. Scroll if you don't want spoilers)
(That being said this movie came out over a decade ago, so if you haven't seen it by now and you read this, don't get mad at me for spoiling anything)
So in the end we discover that the animals on the lifeboat are actually just people. The Tiger is Pi, the Hyena is the cook, the zebra is a sailor, and Orange Juice the Orangutan is Pi's mother.
In that one moment while watching this movie for the millionth time, one line clicked for me.
Pi looks to Orange Juice the Orangutan, who had one baby she carried everywhere (as primates do) and asks "Where's your boy?"
We all know the Orangutan is actually his mother. He was asking about his brother.
Ur mama wear jorts
I know, she stole mine.
GIMME MY JORTS, MA!
oh you hate me? you see my big beautiful sad brown eyes and you’re gonna hate me?
don’t reblog this and add your eye color this is specifically for brown eyes ONLY
Just so we're all on the same page with the writer's strike.
If during the strike, it's announced about AI generated shows. We are not watching them. Not even out of curiosity. Let them fail every AI generated show they try make.
The human voice can not be replaced by AI. Don't let them try.
It kills me that as humans we crave art, creativity, and things like writing. And that we invented technology to make the less interesting work go by easier so we could have time to make art.
But here we are teaching AI and machines to create art so we can work more. And have less time or excuses to make art.
Fuck society
imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane . imagine that
i’m thinking about it
master splinter
Isabella Swan, Local Vampire Fucker & Werewolf Lover, wants you to know she's Cautious and Responsible
recently my plug has offered free weed for:
bunch of ice
mw2 double xp tokens
new fetch quest dropped
barter economics
how does an ipod shuffle work i feel like youre fucking with me here
dlolmusic
using the earphone controls
how do you know what song’s going to pop up next though 🥴 is it ACTUALLY just all shuffled?
Yeah it was all shuffled. Screens were still expensive back then and this was apple’s solution: make something without a screen.
These things always reminded me of those creatures that have lived in dark caves for millennia and evolved away their eyes bc they have no use for them anymore
y’all coming from twitter haven’t paid your tumblr dues
y’all weren’t here for tumblr user pizza
y’all weren’t here when cole sprouse used this website for a social experiment
y’all weren’t here for communismkills
y’all weren’t here for the person who got in trouble for moving human remains across state lines
y’all haven’t been here for the peak tumblr experience
some additions:
what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.
ITS SLIMEY THE WORMS BIRTHDAY EVERYONE
EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR SLIMEY THE WORM
THEY WERE TELLING THE TRUTH
if this post gets to 200k i'll finally continue writing my fucking book. the only reason I'm saying this is because I need to find an excuse for not writing and the answer is to be able to say "I can't, my garfield post isn't at 200k yet"
I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
Sure, I’ll reblog that.
