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ares: ah, percy jackson. remember me?
percy: are you questioning my memory or your relevance?
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percy getting automatically pissed off by ares at camp jupiter even tho he’s lost his memory and doesn’t remember their past has to be the funniest shit ever. their beef transcends the fickleness of the psyche
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how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.
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also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.
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Percy heard the Oracle say that he's going to be betrayed by a friend, and he goes "Fuck you, my best friend Grover would NEVER do that he's my OG."
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percy getting automatically pissed off by ares at camp jupiter even tho he’s lost his memory and doesn’t remember their past has to be the funniest shit ever. their beef transcends the fickleness of the psyche
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“you drool when you sleep” + adjusts his armour + shoves him into a lake
*in fleabag voice* this is a love story
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percabeth nation WE NEVER LOSE
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The one good thing to come from the Velma show is that now everyone is watching and appreciating the master piece that is Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated
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im almost sure this has already been done by someone but
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Percy Jackson Preview at NYCC 2023
SPOILERS for the first seven minutes of the series!
We were shown the first seven minutes of the first episode, and a short excerpt of the Minotaur chase scene. This is a breakdown of what happens in the first seven minute excerpt to the best of my memory.
- Opens with the ICONIC “I didn’t want to be a half blood” voice over as Percy approaches the camera in a stormy setting, very dramatic and moody
- Cuts to title card!
- Continued VO with flashback as Baby Percy (7years old) sees strange things and gets into trouble over it. He’s on a roof watching a Pegasus, zoning out in class watching a golden rhino that goes down the streets of NYC until he looks back and it’s just a garbage truck (the Myst at work). Percy is sent to therapy and outcast over these things and told it’s all in his head.
- VO Percy introduces Grover who is also outcast, but who listens and does not judge about the things Percy sees. They exchange a Minotaur trading card and Percy doodles various mythical creatures.
- Shift to Met museum field trip, Chiron gives a theme-stated moment about the gods and Greek history being about who you are etc. Percy looks at assignment where the words are all moving around, showing his Dyslexia.
- While looking at a statue of Perseus, it flashes back to Baby Percy with his mom telling him why he’s named after Perseus; Percy says he’s a hero because he slays monsters; Percy’s mom warns that not everyone who looks like a hero is a hero or villain is a villain. #foreshadowing
- Percy is drawn back to present with Nancy and Ms Dodds giving a hard time (ableist bs from Nancy “Percy’s special”) Chiron interrupts and gives the pen / riptide (comic con crowd goes wild, naturally)
- Percy and Grover eat lunch outside the museum, sitting on the edge of a fountain, wordlessly w hanging food items (Grover takes a slice of cheese off Percy’s sandwich which I thought was hilarious). They talk about Nancy and Percy jokes (or perhaps does not joke) about shoving her into a dumpster while Grover says to never stand up to bullies. They’re interrupted by Nancy throwing some sort of food which hits Grover in the face. Percy goes to stand up to her and almost goes to shove her but he doesn’t even touch her before she’s flying back and landing in the fountain. Nancy shouts “PERCY PUSHED ME” and that’s the end of the preview!!!
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SAFETY PINS AND BROKEN HEARTS
Sequel to Strung Out Heart, Angel Eyes by @amesliu
Pop-punk!Percy and Popstar!Annabeth
CW: Alcohol, Cigarette/smoking, implied smut (fade-to-black)
Masterlist
Chapters are uploaded Sunday 5PM PST as they’re made.
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I think about this every hour of every day of every month by the way
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Miles and Miles-42 fighting but Miles starts pulling on his braids and swinging him around like Miss Trunchbull did Amanda. wait come back
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currently thinking about miles in the parent-teacher meeting saying he can have his cake and eat it too if he has two cakes. thinking about miles bringing two cakes to his dad’s celebration to apologize, and neither cake said what it was supposed to. thinking about miles wanting to be spider-man and have his dad.
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Miles and Miles-42 fighting but Miles starts pulling on his braids and swinging him around like Miss Trunchbull did Amanda. wait come back
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shoutout to that dj who tried to cover for miles and his parents shouting at each other by turning up the party music real loud... the real hero of the movie
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For all Jayane fans! Amazing work by amazing people.
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I was rewatching the 90’s Addams Family movies and it got to the part where Wednesday and Pugsley are preforming what I think is a scene from Hamlet at their school’s talent show and now I need a season of Wednesday where Enid forces Wednesday to audition for Nevermore’s school play with her.
Because I just know that Wednesday will be like “fine, but I won’t enjoy it” only to be super into it, go completely overboard and already have all of Shakespeare memorised leading to her getting the lead role and the entire Addams family coming to watch.
Best case scenario Romeo and Juliet but Wednesday’s Romeo and Enid’s Juliet and Wednesday makes it 1000x more gruesome than it already is and is always changing the lines but while maintaining perfect Shakespearean English leaving whoever’s directing (preferably Bianca) to be like “you know what sure this might as well happen”
Their opening performance is at the end of the season and also during the final battle against whoever the current villain is and when it gets to the part at the end where Romeo stabs themselves to be with Juliet Wednesday gets stabbed for real backstage but just decides go with it and finish her performance before telling anyone.
Enid: Wednesday you were stabbed! Why didn’t you say anything?
Wednesday: I was method acting, Enid. Don’t disregard my craft. My performance was immaculate.
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Jon: and then I fell in love with a wildling girl
Sansa, noted Romantic, swooning: he fell in love with the enemy!!!
Arya, trained in espionage, aghast: HE FELL IN LOVE WITH THE ENEMY???!!?!