It’s hard to masturbate when you worried about ya future

In French, we don’t say “ninety nine”, we say “quatre vingt dix neuf” which roughly translates to “I’ve never heard of a functional numeric system before” and I think that’s beautiful

Reblog the double banana for double luck.

I want double luck

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

I did it in the first try.

OH YEAH

OH MY GOD.

MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE IT. I COULDN’T BREATHE.

JESUS.

But the lack of notes truly worries me

WORK, DAMNIT!

IT DIDN’T WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK

You know what's hot.........? Consistent communication

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE 

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual 

legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes

night night, don't let the bed bugs

adopt capitalist ideals

faded

Well, that escalated quickly.

*goes to the club and sits in the bathroom stall learning french on duolingo*

kylie jenner better watch out

Dude was ready

He knew this day was coming.