oh hey didn’t see you there sorry I was too busy gaming😂 I’m just an average girl who likes fortnite 😂 I be at home on a friday night with pizza, gaming on my PlayStation 360 while hoes are out getting drunk. they watch makeup tutorials I watch minecraft tutorials 😂 I’m a girl
These hoes bruh tryin so hard 😂
sorry different-kindof-girl , maybe if u games u would understand what it’s like to be different . while u talk to boys at the club , i get fort-killstrike-one-shot-AK-47 on fortnight on my PSP 4 . While u were busy partying , i drank hotdog water . but whatever stay jealous i guess sweetie 😂
ANNE HATHAWAY as Daphne Kluger
“Why are you doing this?” “I don’t have that many female friendships, and bookclubs are the worst. So I just thought, you know, this could be something fun to share.”
this type of question is a gateway drug to full anarchism, Hank just radicalized Dale.
May I suggest the Socialist Rifle Association, yes that’s a real thing
Lactose intolerant person working at cold stones like a eunuch guarding a harem
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HR gonna do nothing for you, but let them know anyway. Let them know by email, so you can have proof of when they were notified and what was their response to it.
Because when you’ll inevitably go to a lawyer, the first question you’ll be asked will be “did you notify HR and your immediate superior? did you allow your employer to help you out and deal with this before we go before the Human Rights board (or the equivalent in your jurisdiction)?”
I’VE ALWAYS FOR 15 YEARS SINCE I WAS 10 WANTED TO KNOW WHAT THE CERTIFICATE LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU FOR SHARING.
Wow.
oh my god
2nd grade legend come to life
we’re all going to die
There’s no way this isn’t edited…
OH MY GOD ITS REAL
We’re in the bad end timeline, folks
Behind the scenes of Birds of Prey (2020) dir. Cathy Yan
This has so much wholesome energy :D
“is it on netflix” isnt even a fucking question anymore because every single time the answer is no
its sequel is tho
and that xenophobia is real
AND THAT XENOPHOBIA IS REAL
Harley’s amazing fighting skills appreciation day
+ a little bonus in the background:
“He wanted to share his panda with the other dog, but it turns out the other dog already has the EXACT SAME PANDA. Very suspicious…”
(via)
What they don't show you in cowboy movies is the hero vaporizing after riding off into the sunset
you know you’re funny when you come up with a joke and find out Gary Larson beat you to it
Fucking customers
All customers everywhere must die
And when a six-foot tall Persian priestess with a fucking GOLD EYE speaks, you know you damn well listen to what she has to say.
LOOK WHO HAS SOMETHING DRAW. IT IS ME, MY GAY BITCHES.
Finally had a tiny break time.
So…. Anyone still up for golden eyed six foot tall priestess??
This is my new favorite thing.
the accuracy, music choice, smoothly transitioned comedic timing, facial expressions.. this is Oscar-worthy
Hi guys this is me doing some very immature jokes on TV this week.
OMG She literally had me in tears!!!
Her delivery of “your mum” fucking amazing 😂
Selena’s last concert was at the Houston Astrodome on February 26, 1995. 25 years ago today. Anything for Selenas!🌹