Rach.

It’s all for something. Just watch me come up. Why are you running? Bitch shut the fuck up.

-LiL odus 2019

same tho

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

finding more and more everyday that I need to get the fuuuuuck out of this town

lost and confused

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

*slow clapping at the dad*

I always reblog this.

WHAT!!!!!

This sounds like one of those late night bumps that would come on adult swim back in the day

love

mulan dont give a shit

mulan has run out of fucks to give

Mulan no curr

Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”

Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “

Mulan: “Who’s next?”

Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”

I’M LAUGHING TO HARD AT THIS OMG

MULAN NO CURR

Mulan: Are you fucking serious Snow

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

Mulan: And you get taken down by a motherfucking apple

DISHONOUR ON YOU! DISHONOUR ON YOUR COW!

If one day I no longer reblog this it’s because I’m no longer in this world.

I enjoy when this returns to my dashboard

If a toy from Toy Story died, the kids wouldn’t know, and the other toys would have to watch the kids play with their corpses.

Jesus christ

he is sold

sold

I’m laughing so hard i’m gassed

winter showers

Some HQ of Brendon while we wait to see him on Fallon Tonight

Thanks @frnkfob

I am deceased

when ur makeup doesnt come off in the shower

I’ve never had to ask a Scorpio what their sign is because they always tell you and remind you they’re a Scorpio.

They’re like the vegans of the zodiac

After a homophobic tweet, beauty vlogger Manny Gutierrez’s showed what real parents are made of

Matt Walsh is a bag of dicks.

Just seconding wil’s comment…