Poznań, miasto doznań.
lightly pissed on chair (not stolen)

Poznań, miasto doznań.
lightly pissed on chair (not stolen)
smoked a joint the sorcerer gave me and experienced life as a 1989 toyota tercel from assembly and production until i was left derelict in a junkyard in baker california oxidizing and rusting for 10,000 years. my favorite part was five hundred years in when a family of armadillos moved in for a few weeks
smoked a joint the sorcerer gave me and experienced life as a 1989 toyota tercel from assembly and production until i was left derelict in a junkyard in baker california oxidizing and rusting for 10,000 years. my favorite part was five hundred years in when a family of armadillos moved in for a few weeks
Your reaction to chatGPT instantly lets me know how easy it would be to trick you into thinking that you are haunted
"omg it's literally alive!" Two beers, 45 minutes, deck of tarot cards, and I'm charging you 350$ for an exorcism.
I don't know; I kind of think that our culture is based around systematic denial of human limitations. I mean, there's the eight-hour work day (which is about 4 hours longer than most people are consistently able to remain productive); buffing your qualifications on job applications (which everyone needs to do to some extent, because everyone else is doing it); the expectation of multitasking, even though it's not really possible; academics are running around with impostor syndrome, ultimately because there's only so many books that an individual is capable of reading, while a bunch of liars and grifters pretend that they're experts at *everything* and are held up as thought leaders. Billionaires are held up as if they're just incredibly hard workers, photoshopped movie stars held up as if they're just incredibly beautiful. We feel guilty for not being something that never has and can never exist.
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
everything about this image so clearly dates it perfectly i feel like i’m examining the rings on a great and majestic oak tree
PapaKoopa
A chain chomp broke its chain today, had to chase it all across the castle to catch it again smh
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BaldyMcNosehair
Just finished the prototype of a new badnik, probably my most diabolical plan yet 😈
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GanonDaMan
Guys... Heard a 'HYAH' in the distance... Might be AFK for a while
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RocketRuler
Some of the grunts just came back with a shuckle. DON'T WASTE MY TIME
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LetsaGo
Love it when I hit a block and there's a mushroom inside 🤩
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Mario Heritage Post
deserved
It was bad enough that the boy is literally just stabbing the book with a dagger and dissociating.
jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
“it’s so funny how you remember that” i remember Everything. unless i forget
alright since summers comin up what do u call these guys
(reblogs appreciated)
i just started watching fullmetal alchemist and i hate this little girl and her dog i hope they both get fused into one entity and then get mercy killed
fuck yeah