not even a little bit joking when i say he’s never looked better. these poses are so cool. ian hanlin is killing it. this show rules
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
alright fuckers (lovingly)
no more goofin around
it's tuesday. go message some of your closest friends and tell them how much they mean to you
good luck I'll see you when you get back
Catastrophic thoughts such as these which guide you down the path of self-sabotage do not amuse me.
o/ <- person waving
o7 <- person saluting
ol <- person raising hand
o1 <- person scratching head
\o> <- person stretching
\o/ <- woohoo!
<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS
I interpret <o> as this
<o> ∆ <- Levitating Pizza
What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes
Dissociating
Having an existential crisis.
daevayasna
All of the above + singing.
Rehearsing for conversations I’ll never have.
imagining scenarios that will never happen
fleshcircus
crying
officialleoneabbacchio
water warm
feels nice
They're having a very important conversation
Inspired by this screenshot from @emeralds-but-everywhere
did you know only 1 in 10,000 gar are golden colored? and that i love them sosososososo much? and its my dream pet?
A gar of gold… 42 garats…
listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously
where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???
this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation
as! he! should!
Did they make Hugh grant an oompa loompa or was that a fever dream?
Did they make Hugh grant
an oompa loompa or was
that a fever dream?
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I love how fucking insane the Undertale fandom went
Like we made so many AU’s that’s the AU’s have AU’s. It’s fucking beautiful
"labour optimization" holy shit
this is in canada btw not the us. the analysis going in the notes of the us and capitalism and third world exploitation etc is true but i want people to know that this is happening in toronto canada because canada and canadian companies are not exempt from this, canadian capitalism is just as culpable in exploiting workers and imperialist outsourcing of labour, this is something happening in one of the so-called "most diverse and cosmopolitan and liberal progressive cities in the world" according to canadian liberal media. it's important not to let canada off the hook for this kind of shit either
Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^
I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥
Trying my best to spread this
Sorry for not giving the link earlier 💔