Life n Shit

eye contact with someone you find attractive is so ungodly like you have no idea what you've done to me you bastard

"ao3 should have an algorithm" ao3 should continue only giving me exactly what I ask for which happens because I know how to use the search, sort, and filter functions

weird unprompted opinion but i think out of all the storytelling mediums.....theatre best portrays loneliness

hamlet: [walks onto a movie screen] now i am alone

me: i guess

hamlet: [is left on an empty stage] now i am alone

me: fuck yeah you are

#it's about the sucking hungry silence of a hundred people holding their breath and very intently watching #the one single person on this bare piece of elevated floor that has been filled with so much #artistry and make-believe that it has become a true and real place #good theater sucks the air out of the room #an empty stage echoes (via @aethersea​)

i just wanna within a cave with my friends and read poetry. is that too much to ask for?

I made my 'little' gambler's page doll now I've prepared his blog for summer ! :^3 Also did this comparison size for fun (160cm - 200cm - 170cm)

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

why must you turn this website into a house of lies

cummed

BUT WHO WON

Bruce, sitting at the dining room table, surprised and happy all his kids are there for dinner, bursting with love: Hn.

His kids: :)

Bruce goes to take a bite of his chicken. When he cuts into it, a great burst of Cheeto dust blows out into his face.

Bruce:

His kids: :)

Bruce: Okay. I see that it's time for retaliation.

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Bruce, sitting down to dinner a week later: Good evening, family.

His kids: >:-(

Bruce, cutting into his nicely cooked chicken: :)

the apples didn’t fall far from the trees or whatever

No but let's talk about Bruce using gen-z slang in retaliation bc his kids thought it'd be funny to speak in codes around him. It horrifies everyone

Prime examples:

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Diana, explaining a battle strategy:

Bruce, nodding in agreement: So true, bestie

The JL, silent and disturbed:

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Dick, desperately trying to move Batcow away from his door: Why do you NEVER ground Damian?!

Bruce, sipping his coffee: He's my special baby girl

Dick, crying: STOP-

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Batman landing Tim his black card for his date with Bernard because he lost his: Don't let me catch you simping again

Tim:

Tim: I wish I was un-adopted

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Bruce, hand on Jason's shoulder, speaking sincerely and lovingly: I'm proud of the absolute sigma male, giga chad you've become

Jason:

Jason: *aiming a gun at Bruce with a trembling hand, Visibly holding back tears*

Victor: Did you know Batman had contingency plans for every hero in the world?

Dick: …Yeah, I helped with some and have my own.

Teen Titans: WHAT!?

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Roy: I can’t believe both Bruce and Dick have contingency plans for us heroes, talk about mistrust, right Jay.

Jason: …

Outlaws: YOU DICK!

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Bart: I just heard Batman, Nightwing and Red Hood has contingency plans for all of us. Tim you gotta tell them that’s not right.

Tim: But I have the same plans and some extra if the first don’t work.

Young Justice: WHAT!?

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Birds of Prey: I’m glad you’re not part of Batman’s inner circle Oracle, turns out they have contingency plans for all of us. How can we trust someone who doesn’t trust us.

Oracle: But you trust me.

BoP: ARE YOU KIDDING US!?

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Jon: So you have plans I guess?

Damian: To take you all down? Of course, doesn’t everybody?

Doodled a creecher at work today

pov: you’re bruce wayne and you just allowed them to take the batmobile for a ride

— Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals Of Sylvia Plath

― Salma Deera, Letters From Medea

[id: screenshots of tiktok captions. the images say, “but the only reason we still love princess diana is because she did not have the time to disappoint us.”]

begging queer kids to read up on princess diana’s involvement with the community. yes, she was a rich, pretty monarch. yes, she died young.

but the reason why queer people love her is because she used her privilege during the aids crisis to advocate for sick queer men, when very few others would - much less someone of her status.

diana spent years advocating for the health and care of queer people with hiv/aids. in 1987, at the height of the epidemic, she opened the first specialist clinic dedicated to treating aids patients (the first clinic of it’s kind in the uk).

she also fought public hysteria by hugging and shaking bare hands with aids patients, at a time when aids was thought to be spread by skin to skin contact. not only that, she visited patients in the clinic regularly and even comforted them through their sickness.

and when queen elizabeth told her to try focusing on “something more pleasant”?

diana ignored her and kept fighting.

and this is only her work towards the aids crisis. she publicly called out the royal family, brought attention to numerous world issues, and was known as an advocate for empathy and kindness. she’s known and loved as the people’s princess for good reason