you are not living up to your fool potential!!!

a group of wizards playing "dont let it touch the ground" with a magic missile, giggling like children and bouncing it back and forth like a balloon, until one of them drops it and dies screaming in the most horrific explosion you've ever seen. the other wizards are unphased and continue the game with a new missile like nothing happened.

when you try to reblog a post but it’s tagged “freaks dni” and your hand singes and burns like when a demon touches the bible

some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

mitski's response to the tweet asking people to put away their phones during her shows

when cat does leg thing

Reblog if boobs are pretty cool

One of my favorite birds 🦅 🐦

No like, tits

This?

No like, hooters

im sorry but la merienda is something that can be so personal

#Joseph Quinn is pulling an Andrew Garfield 

girlboss（）

Just FYI for people analyzing Dracula, Bram Stoker is simultaneously a very thorough author and very careless.

Things that Bram Stoker kept note of: literally every train route used throughout the story-- like seriously the man had to have spent hours pouring over train routes and schedules

Things that Bram Stoker did not keep note of: Lucy's hair color

My point is, there's a 50% chance the detail you noticed is actually foreshadowing, and a 50% chance that it's just a random detail Stoker thought was cool and there is no in between.

the only problem with scythes as a weapon is that you can't design one without some joyless realist deciding it's their duty to remind you how impractical they would actually be in combat. it's always "but a scythe would be useless in a real battle!!1!" and never How was the scythe the scythe looked fun it was fun.

the Point of a scythe is to look wicked cool and make you look wicked cool when you swing it around okay your facts and logic have no power here. suspend your disbelief boy.

anyway i love you scythes i love you swords taller than my entire body i love you giant guns mounted on tiny shoulders i love you whips whose length changes depending on how far away your target is i love you throwing knives i love you dual wielding i love you physically impossible combat scenarios and weapons whose only purpose is to look awesome to my eyes

Sorry! We threw out your luggage because it was giving the airplane a tummy ache

Little Johnny wants a cake for his birthday. Selfish brat.

HOW DID THAT NOT STICK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

@aibhilin-atibeka

No that’s a legitimate question HOW

The preparation automatically flours the pan for you. There’s got to be a very fine layer of essentially unmixed-in flour and cocoa as the layer between the cake and the pan, due to dumping those ingredients in first. This is something you do deliberately (with or without grease) to make cakes turn out of the pan cleanly. (Mama always used cocoa powder to coat the pan when making chocolate cakes, so the color would match the cake and it wouldn’t have weird white spots.)

We use the same technique around here. Flavoring the flouring flour (I can’t think of a way to make this formation more euphonious right now) is a great way to sneak extra flavor into a cake.

Meanwhile, this cake is the first one I learned how to make when I was still in the “I have no idea how to cook but my Mom taught me this” stage. :) Haven’t made it in an age. I really should take another run at this.

i think danganronpa is garbage and i don’t understand what kinning is but i think every person on earth kins komaeda. like it’s what makes us human. kinning komaeda separates us from dogs

this post sucks :/ i dont kin komaeda i hate him.

this is exactly what komaeda would say.

that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like “ahaha what? i don’t beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy” and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life

OP I want you to know that you are a hero.