Hello there

Visual HC that nobody asked but im kind of curious so I gotta…. Gale's mum? Morena Dekarios?🥹👉👈

i cant with yalls responses hELP /pos

this is the vibe I have as a newbie

She would hate this phrasing but my faith in the Church of Granny Weatherwax is being revived by this latest reread of the witches books. Her exchanges with Mightily Oats are so vital.

tumblr live is just haunting me but. wait computer enhance

WHO IS AI GENERATING TUMBLR LIVE ICONS

who are these people. what is happening. real cool legitimate feature you guys got here @staff

one of these octobers i want to have two boyfriends who will dress up as the phantom and raoul and i will be christine and we absolute Dazzle a mid-sized halloween party with our costumes and charm before retreating to a guest room to have a threesome that violates the geneva convention and then never speak again. is that too much to ask.

yeah sure wanna come hang out in my basement i promise there's a normal amount of candles and absolutely no pipe organs in there

i misplaced my boat. on account of all this fucking mist

Update on this: just got banned from the bing ai thing in less than 20 minutes

I’M SORRY, THE CAR WINKS??????? BEFORE IT PULLS THAT TURN AND LEAVES????

#it’s nerd time! (people in the tags were fighting)#ok ok ok#this is real#1. dude has an instagram for it#2.#this type of trick drifting is super common yall#like really common#reversing into a drift is really hard but it’s not impossible#3. this is a Nissan 240SX so yeah#it’s basically built to drift#and bro most definitely modded it to drift like this#if you tried to do this in a stock Prius or something you probably wouldn’t be successful#bc it doesn’t have enough power to get itself off the ground#4. the wink isn’t CGI! :(#you literally disconnect one headlight motor and bam! car winks#they also sell wink mods (super common for Miatas and RX7s) that work too#source: trust me bro#ok bye love y’all tags by @emmuhhhhhhhh (official car nerd)

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“Pack it up boys we’ve made a social blunder” is the funniest sentence I’ve ever read 😭😭😭😭😭

home depot in night vale

This is really funny

almost halloween you know what that means! get your finest freddie mercury costume ready and go out to find yourself a second freddie mercury to make out with

Your daily dose of cat memes

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

Can we just talk about how “Goth Anime Legs Uncle” IS A FAMOUS ARTIST AND AUTHOR, BUT HIS NIECE OR NEPHEW NEVER THOUGHT TO BRING THAT UP?! No no no, you have a famous artist/author for an uncle, but screw that, here’s his goth phase.

Think about it: This guy is known on Tumblr for his goth phase, but not his actual freaking work, even though we’re all familiar with his work!

Listen. Look at his body of work. This is not a man who had a goth “’"phase’”’.

"But why do you follow all these people if they keep posting fetish art you're not into" do you have any idea how boring my dashboard would be if I only followed people who aren't into weird shit?

It's an unavoidable truth that interesting people are, more often than not, into weird shit.

Sometimes the weird shit is a fun bonus.

Sometimes the weird shit is the price you pay.

I don't know that the canonical Bertie Wooster could be called "progressive" (or "politically engaged" or "aware of anything that's going on outside of his immediate sphere of acquaintances with funny nicknames") but you can't argue he wouldn't support gay marriage. Bertie Wooster neither likes nor understands straight marriage, but he fights for his friends who inexplicably want to do that.

And if you change your pronouns, Bertie Wooster will never fuck them up because he barely has room in his brain for one set of them per person. As soon as you tell him, the old ones just evaporate. He might ask Jeeves about it later, but it'd be to the tune of "I say, Jeeves, why didn't you tell me that Bingo was a woman this whole time? I've been calling her a bloke for years; she must think I'm a perfect ass."

To be clear, he doesn't understand that she transitioned. He thinks that she's always been a lady. He'd try to explain it to someone and accidentally be the most supportive ally.